Before we get started, just a quick recap. You know how your iPhone knows which restaurant you are at when you use Foursquare? Well, as it turns out, the same technology can also be used to find other people in your nearby vicinity who are just as horny as you. Grindr is a gay app that allows you to see photos of other lustful users, arranged from closest to furthest from you. If you like what you see, you send the guy a message. If he likes what he sees, you organise a meeting place and get down to business. Sorry straight people, there isn’t an app for you yet.
At first we thought this was some kind of burlesque joke, maybe even a mashup of sorts, but we’re afraid it isn’t. Paris has actually recorded this as a music video. And it’s meant to be her “latest” single. It’s a techno collaboration with the house music production duo, Manufactured Superstars.