Kim Dotcom launches new file-sharing site. ANC angry with FNB for ‘political statement.’ Bieber flashes bum on Instagram. Obama’s inauguration. Lance still lying. Djokovic’s 5-set thriller. Which airline has the best food?
Ozzie family clings to jetty for 3 hours. BAFTA nominations. Twilight tops Razzie nominations. Kate turns 31. Obama might use executive orders for guns. Historical medical procedure completed in Cape Town. Lance will not be paid by Oprah.
In another display of domestic terror, the US has endured one of their worst mass shootings ever. A 20-year-old gunman killed his mother at home, then cruised down the road to his old school, and started shooting – killing himself in the end.
Cellphone radiation harmful to babies. ANC backtracks on no confidence vote, John McAfee has a new disguise. Metallica coming to SA. Oprah uses iPad for Microsoft tweet. Guess who’s invited to Jen Aniston’s wedding? Another Madoff staff-related suicide.
President Obama jokingly mimicked U.S. Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney’s “not impressed” look while greeting members of the 2012 U.S. Olympic gymnastics teams in the Oval Office on Thursday. Hmm – can you imagine Romney doing that?
CIA Director David Petraeus resigns over affair. 100 homes in St. Francis burnt down. ANC branch nominates Motlanthe for president. Mick Jagger love letters reveal thoughts on John & Yoko. What is this mysterious giant cube? Who won big at MTV awards?
Drug dealers, gun runners and Britain’s biggest bank. Romney was ‘shellshocked.’ City press wins access to Malema documents. Samsung overtakes iPhone sales (for now), Russell Brand discusses p0rn + more
Trump has Twitter meltdown following Obama win. Tour de France ‘winner’ in hospital. Roseanne came 5th in US election. Zuma congratulates Obama. Heidi Klum comments on relationship with SA bodyguard. Banyana Banyana in final!
OBAMA WINS! Wendy Machanik gets R1.5m fine. Local cyclist and former Armstrong team mate admits to doping. International press suggests SA cops planted weapons on dead miners. Rihanna’s duet with Chris Brown. Brad Pitt designs furniture now.
Michael Moore, the man behind the hit documentary ‘Fahrenheit 9/11,’ is not known to shy away from controversy. Such is the nature of the new ad he made for MoveOn.org. It features old women, swearing. Check it out.
Obama calls Romney a ‘bullshitter.’ Zapiro confident of beating Zuma. Armstrong bounced as speaker. Swift and Kennedy overs. Kimye’s $20 million wedding. North Korea has invented the iPad.
Romney goes on offense, forcing Obama to defend record. Top cop: Officers hire guns out for crime. CEO is a catch for Pick n Pay. New BEE codes will hit equity dodgers. Gary Glitter ‘raped girl, 13, in Savile’s BBC dressing room’. Apple’s iPad Mini Reportedly Already in Production.
New SAA chair hits jackpot. Samsung files lawsuit against Apple over latest iPhone. Truck drivers’ strike to intensify. U.S. Judge Lifts Ban on Samsung Tablet. Iran’s currency hits all-time low. There May Be Naked Pics of William, Too.
Nothing gets voters riled-up like some good ol’ celebrity endorsement, and who better to scare someone into voting than the original, badass action movie star, Samuel L. Jackson. In this short clip he urges Americans, quite literally, to “wake the fuck up”.
During an interview on one of America’s biggest talk shows, The View, Barack Obama did an awesome job of securing female voters for the upcoming US elections. He was accompanied by his wife, Michelle. The episode will air today, and sees him flirt with his other half, bestowing gifts upon the hosts, and quipping: “I’ve been told I’m just eye candy here.”
Pizza man hoists Obama into the air. Cele rallies to unseat Zuma. Harry is ‘high value target.’ New French Alps murder clues. Last week’s funniest viral videos. Woolworths publishes massive Sunday Times ad. Ryan and Blake are married.
Controversy surrounding no-longer-anonymous Navy SEAL Matt Bissonnette has peaked because his book about his account of the mission that killed Osama bin Laden is now for sale. Here’s an interesting summary of what he says went down.
Clinton smacks home-run for Obama. Louboutin wins red-soles court battle. Lonmin miners declare war. SA wins 4x100m gold. Malema bought his spoof twitter account. Federer out of US Open. Kanye boasts about Kim’s sex tape. Amazon launching phone.
ANCYL demands land in Constantia. US troops plot to kill Obama. Apple stock soars. New HIV pill gets approval. Will.i.am song to broadcast from Mars. A lion loose in Essex? Did Harry delete his secret Facebook account?
Barack Obama’s half-brother, George Obama, is about to be introduced to the world in a new feature-length documentary. The virtual nobody lives in poverty without any support from his world famous brother. Click through for a glimpse of the fascinating story that’s “like something out of ‘Slumdog Millionaire'”.
So there was a NATO summit ongoing in Chicago over the weekend – which naturally attracts a couple of protest groups, members from the “Occupy” movement among them. It also attracted police and Homeland Security, who proceeded to handcuff protesters, detain them at gunpoint, and ram into a crowd of them with a van.
Comedian Jimmy Kimmel spoke at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner yesterday. Amongst the issues he got off his chest was the legalisation of marijuana. See him tell Barack Obama that “pot smokers vote too” after the jump.
CISPA – the ugly cousin of other internet-crippling bills SOPA and PIPA, whether Facebook admits it or not – passed late last week in the GOP-controlled House of Representatives. Worse, the bill was amended before it passed to allow even more types of private information to be tapped and shared by government agencies in the US.
“Hit me presidential style!” croons Jimmy Fallon as The Roots ease into a beat smoother than a wet dolphin’s back and President Obama breaks into song. This isn’t a parody or a spoof, this the President of the United States slow jamming the news. Click through for the amazing footage.
Here is a great example of how easy it is to ensure yourself a long, celebrated career in politics. After attending a conference in Washington recently, Barack Obama greeted some audience members. A deaf student in the crowd signed to him: “I am proud of you.” Not missing a beat, Obama signed back: “Thank you.” Video after the jump.
Can you imagine what these people must be like in real life? A picture taken of a racist bumper sticker aimed at Barack Obama has gone viral. Referring to the upcoming US elections – in which Obama will stand for a second term – it reads: “Don’t Re-Nig In 2012. Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect Obama!”
Ever since the untimely departure of Our Dear Leader, a gaping hole has been left in the fabric of society, waiting to be filled by an equally magnificent specimen of humanity. Mercifully it did not take long for the void to be filled. Click through to be basked in the glory of The Adventures Of Kim Jung Un, Our Dear Leader’s successor.
Obama seems to be going with the “sing when you’re winning” line of thought – first his rendition of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together”, and now his 28-track long Campaign playlist has shown up on Spotify, to remind voters that he’s totally hip to the groove. Take a look to compare your tastes with the POTUS.
Once again, YouTube user barackdubs has come up with a winner! This time he places super cut video clip-grabs, featuring Barack Obama, over the backtrack of Lady Gaga’s Born this Way. In other words, it looks and sounds like Obama is actually singing the song. Video after the jump.
In one of the closest candidate-selection ballots in US history, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney won out over Rick Santorum at the Iowa caucuses, the nation’s first major electoral event of the year. Santorum and Romney switched between first and second frequently during the night, but a last-minute eight-vote tie margin put Romney ahead.