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Zimbabwe President Blames Businesses For Food Shortages
04 Jul 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
But alas, the current state of Zimbabwe has never been the fault of the ruling ZANU PF, instead, it is obvious to anyone that the sh** governance is mostly the fault of Bush, Blair, businesses, citizens, white farmers, and a pet pig named George II. The last one was made up, but in the land of lies and false enemies, who cares?
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Thursday Morning Spice
09 Nov 2017 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Mugabe boys party time. Fastest selling SA book ever. Trump defies China Twitter ban. Apple’s TV show. Tencent loves Snapchat. Sky News might close. Germany recognises 3rd gender. Spacey and Seagal – more allegations. Emily Ratajkowski..
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Monday Morning Spice
25 Jul 2016 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Scores dead in three Germany attacks. JSE’s R98billion error. Billionaire dies after record divorce settlement. Clinton picks VP. EFF selling private land. Pokemon Go border incident. War vets turn on Mugabe. Kim parties with Calvin. Lohan’s finance tried to kill her.
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Proof That Mugabe Is Going Bonkers
16 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
He may eat healthily and stay away from the evils of alcohol but age is catching up with old Bob. His latest blunder is evidence of that.
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Newly Released Papers Confirm Mugabe As Mass Killing Architect
20 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Who would have thought the man who served lion and elephant meat at his party was capable of killing humans? More evidence of Uncle Bob doing what he does best.
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Mugabe Discusses ‘Mischievous’ Rhodes Corpse Buried In Zim
09 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Mugabe is stirring the pot a little bit with what he has to say about Cecil John Rhodes being buried in Zimbabwe. What will his comrades say, I wonder?
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Picture Perfect – This Accidental Pic Of Robert Mugabe Is Epic [Image]
08 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Looks like Uncle Bob is trying something new fashion-wise these days. Here’s his latest style during his official state visit to our shores.
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Robert Mugabe Fell On His Poepstring Yesterday [Images]
05 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The new chairman of the African Union took a little dive the other day, down the podium steps. I only wish this was on video… oh wait.
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Is Uncle Bob Really Our Best Option For AU Chair?
30 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It looks increasingly likely that Robert Mugabe will be appointed chairman of the African Union. Say what now?
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Will The Robert Mugabe Diet Beat The Tim Noakes Diet?
19 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
One is a diet made famous by a rancorous elder gentleman who refuses to listen to other opinions. The other is the diet of the Zimbabwean president.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
30 Jul 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Grace Mugabe for president? Russia sanctions get heavy. Bose suing Beats. Driverless cars in Britain sooner than you think. Rugby star guilty of assaulting beauty queen. Usain Bolt says games are shit. Masterchef finalist dies. Zoe Saldana naked.
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Friday Morning Spice
11 Jul 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jozi FM girlfriend’s murder: horrific details emerge. Mugabe not invited to US summit. Google prostitute linked to another death. Beyonce donates R75 million. Apple allows ‘penis’ but not ‘vagina.’ Good news for Android users. Buzz Aldrin saw a UFO!
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They’re Running A Play In New York About Mugabe: ‘Breakfast With Mugabe’
20 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
‘Breakfast With Mugabe’ is a one-act play by British playwright Fraser Grace, and it’s currently on show off-Broadway at the Lion Theatre in New York.
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Anonymous Hacks ANC Website For Supporting Mugabe, Says They Have “Blood On Their Hands”
14 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
A Twitter account calling itself Anonymous Africa has taken credit for taking the official ANC website, ancy.org.za offline with a dedicated denial of service (DDOS) attack this morning.
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Radvertising: Sacha Baron Cohen Punks Robert Mugabe
09 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Fancy embossed invitations to attend a preview of The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen’s new film, are being sent around Washington D.C. – ostensibly from “President Robert Mugabe and the Ministry of Education, Sport, Art, and Culture.” Zimbabwe’s art ministry has assured reporters that it hasn’t come from them.
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Robert Mugabe “Fighting For His Life” In Singapore Hospital
10 Apr 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After decades of fighting innocent and unarmed civilians, Robert Mugabe is now reportedly battling with death in a Singapore hospital. Confidential info released by WikiLeaks last month said Mugabe has prostate cancer that has spread to other organs. According to the report, he was also urged by his physician to step down in 2008, but had ignored the advice.
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Explosion Hits Mugabe’s Ruling Party Office In Zimbabwe
29 Dec 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
HARARE — An explosion hit the provincial office of Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe’s ZANU-PF in the central city of Gweru, causing only material damage, state media reported on Thursday. “We are still investigating the cause of the explosion” which occurred late Tuesday, police inspector Patrick Chademana told The Herald newspaper. He said nobody was injured […]
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Nando’s Releases ‘Last Dictator’ Commercial, Feat. Mugabe, Gaddafi And Hussein
24 Nov 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I was a big fan of the Vodacom ad some time ago, which featured the African-dictator-type character, laughing as he abuses his power, repeatedly delivering the catchphrase “We’ve been having it!” The central idea of Nando’s festive season campaign follows that trend and revolves around a Robert Mugabe lookalike, as he reminisces about the good […]
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