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  Proof That 3D Is Evil

  17 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

  Let’s get this straight; 3D is just another means of resurrecting a spluttering film industry by charging you double the price for films with half the plot. Hollywood’s done it before, and they’ll keep doing it. But, just in case you needed another reason to hate 3D, turns out that Nazis were watching 3D propaganda films long before Avatar.

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• SPL!NG Movie Review: Megamind (2010)

  15 Dec 2010 by SPLING / 2 Comments

  It seems that if you’re blue, you’re in vogue… well that’s if pop culture in 2010 is anything to go by with James Cameron’s Na’vi tribesmen in Avatar, The Smurfs feature film and now our giant blue-headed villain in Megamind. Perhaps Andy Warhol was really onto something with his colour transition duplications of Marilyn Monroe and John Wayne’s heads when he coloured […]

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• SPL!NG Movie Review: Spud (2010)

  01 Dec 2010 by SPLING / No Comments

  John Van De Ruit’s character, John Spud Milton has become the South African equivalent of Sue Townsend’s Adrian Mole. Both characters are at that age when puberty is starting to kick in, physical changes are bound to create some form of clumsy embarrassment and life is only really beginning…

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• SPL!NG Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

  24 Nov 2010 by SPLING / No Comments

  It’s old news, but “the magical kid with glasses” has become an international phenomenon. Remember when HP used to be a sauce and Indiana Jones was the only character worthy of a “character name and adventure” movie title?

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  SPL!NG Movie Review: The Switch (2010)

  13 Oct 2010 by SPLING / No Comments

  The Switch is not what you’re expecting. Whenever someone starts sloshing a cup of sperm around, everyone immediately flashes back to There’s Something About Mary with Ben Stiller’s vanishing sperm act and Cameron Diaz’s extra strength “hair gel”. Yes, there is a masturbation scene… and no, you don’t get to see Jason Bateman yanking the […]

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• TALIBANNOSAURUS REX

  19 May 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

  Looks like a regular sci-fi action/adventure with tough guys, hot chicks, glocks and carnivorous and impossibly clever dinosaurs, right? WRONG!

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