Though Miley Cyrus may hold sway over the lives and opinions of young men and women, it’s nice to see that her power has not yet extended to the good people who edit the Oxford Dictionary.
Lily Allen you biscuit – where have you been? The world has been missing a little bite and cynicism, thank god she chose to make her musical comeback now.
Yup, you read that headline correctly. In what was a truly weird night in Amsterdam, Miley began by opening the MTV Europe Music Awards with her hit song “We Can’t Stop”. That wasn’t the weird bit though, the weird bit was the a space-themed silver spandex suit she wore, and the twerking she did on stage with a female dwarf. Also, she smoked a joint.
Sneaky sources inside Hollywood have confirmed that Miley Cyrus is dating Theo Wenner. You know, Theo Wenner? Liv Tyler’s ex-boyfriend? The son of Rolling Stones magazine owner Jann Wenner? Okay, fine, no one knows who he is – but now he’s dating one the pop industries biggest names. Look, it could be worse. At least it isn’t Uncle Terry.
On that fateful day that Miley twerked, foam-fingered and tongue-rolled her way into infamy, it seemed as if the whole world had turned on the once-innocent teen-pop sensation. That was until Paul McCartney came to the rescue.
Miley Cyrus pulled off a memorable hosting of Saturday Night Live this last weekend, which included multiple self-depricating one-liners, and a brilliant parody of her track ‘We Won’t Stop’, reshot and retitled to mock the US government shutdown. Check out ‘We Did Stop’. Here’s Miley performing live after her skits: And here’s the American media talking about being […]
“I wasn’t going to write this letter, but today i’ve been dodging phone calls from various industry blogs who wished me to remark upon your having said your career was designed to be similar to mine … So this is what I need to say … And it is said in the spirit of fatherliness and with love.”
Miley, being the embryo that she is, replied to Sinead’s slightly unhinged but nevertheless relavent open letter by posting a screenshot of tweets posted by O’Connor over two years ago, in which she pleads for medication in order to avoid a mental breakdown. Miley went to compare O’Connor to Amanda Bynes, who recently suffered a public mental unravelling. So, naturally Sinead wrote another open letter to Miley on her Facebook page.
We knew there was something besides disdain on Rihanna’s face during Miley’s 2013 VMA performance – it was annoyance at a minor threat. Rihanna’s music video for ‘Pour It Up’ features diamond bikini tops, a golden throne, red bikini bottoms covered in dollar bills, and multiple stripper poles. You stay classy, America.
I’m pretty sure you saw what we just did there. Sinead O’Connor has taken it upon herself to write an open letter to Miley Cyrus, appealing to the young starlet to refrain from “prosituting” herself to the music business. O’Connor’s letter comes in the wake of comments from Cyrus to Rolling Stone, in which she indicated that O’Connor’s iconic video for ‘Nothing Compares 2U’ was the aesthetic inspiration for Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ video.
If you want to be up to date with what Miley is getting up to – check this out. Her performance at the VMAs was clearly not enough of a statement – she has now decided to get naked, swing on a wrecking ball and make out with a sledge hammer in her latest music video for “Wrecking Ball,” the new single off her upcoming album “Bangerz”.
What do you make of Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance? Everyone seems to have an opinion. Even Donald Trump. Check out this message he made for Miley when she was staying in (one of) his hotels.
In a big eff you to all her critics, Miley Cyrus has posted an avalanche of racy pics of herself on Twitter, less than 24 hours after her 2013 MTV Video Music Awards performance which was punctuated with twerking, sticking her tongue out, and rubbing herself with a foam finger. The pictures appear to be […]
This video of Miley Cyrus’ performance at the VMAs will ruin your childhood. We’re not sure if its suitable for work or not – she really put on a show! Constantly air-humping with her tongue out, licking the air, twerking with teddy-bears and Robin Thicke, wearing next to nothing and rubbing herself up with a foam-finger, […]
A petition on ‘We Are the People’ is trying to get 100,000 signatures so that White House staff will consider Miley Cyrus’ song ‘Party In The USA’ as a replacement for the country’s national anthem.
Nothing like a bit of soft porn on a Friday. Celeb “rebel” Miley Cyrus’s new video titled “We Can’t Stop” has dropped and as to be expected, has opened the doors for hipster admiration and worldwide critique. On her quest to look pretty much exactly like Madonna in her Marilyn stage, Cyrus has done a […]
US accuses online currency of biggest money laundering operation, ever. Jeff Radebe loses cool with journo. Miley and Liam are overs. Google Glass gets its first porn app. Guess how many photos are shared every day? Typo crowns wrong Miss Universe.
It’s not often that celebrities get to turn the tables on those that are capturing their every move – the paparazzi. But when they do, a candid situation usually ensues. Like the one Miley Cyrus just had, for instance.
Oh dear lady. Here’s a little bit of advice to you Miley: When you’re at your 19th birthday party, chances are there’s someone there filming you, waiting to give something to the tabloids. Hence, don’t say anything stupid.