New details have been released about the Michael Bay thriller featuring Jake Gyllenhaal.
The audience is in for a wild ride with a thriller that includes two bank robbers in an ambulance, SWAT teams, cop cars, and LAPD helicopters.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a popular animated TV series from the ’80s that keeps getting the film treatment. From its first adaptation in 1990, we’ve seen several attempts at a quintessential Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. While there’s no clear front runner, its been a case of hit-and-run for studios exhuming one nostalgic franchise after another.
WHAM! BAM! Thank you Michael Bay. Love or hate him, the Transformers director has continued to smash the box office with larger-than-life movies about Hasbro’s popular line of toys from the ’80s. His latest sequel, Transformers: Age of Extinction, is a case of too much “more of the same” with Mark Wahlberg replacing long-running front man, Shia LaBeouf.
Michael Bay, renowned producer and director of movies like ‘Transformers’ and ‘Bad Boys’, walked offstage yesterday when he was supposed to be promoting Samsung’s awesome new UHD TV.
Michael Bay, womaniser, loon and director of brilliant movies, such as Pearl Harbor and the Transformers trilogy, has been caught cheating… again, this around time by recycling footage from The Island and using it for Transformers 3.
Flight of the Conchords were right on the money when they sang Robots. The Robot, The Robo Boogie, global robo-depression, the robotic uprising of the ’90s – it’s actually scary how many parallels there are with Transformers: Dark of the Moon…
So according to the ever pessimistic Russians, we’re all gonna die in the year 2036. See, this 900-foot-long asteroid, epically named ‘99942 Apophis’, is apparently headed towards our measly little planet. NASA doesn’t agree, but don’t you worry, even if things go pear, they’ve got a plan.
Michael Bay, for those of you who missed it, directed Transformers. Transformers turned Megan Fox into one of earth’s hottest women. Bang, just like that! Now imagine what a maniac like Bay could do, if asked to direct and capture the Victoria’s Secret supermodels? Including Candice Swanepoel. Ja, exactly. Best you follow the link.
Overeager merchandising at Amazon led to the spoiling of Transformer 3: The Dark of the Moon’s plot, which everybody is just devastated about. What’s that? You don’t watch it ‘for the story’? Oh. Well it’s in space, apparently…