“Every Professional Mermaid has to know how to eject out of their tails in case of an emergency.”
To be fair, the skeletal remains of this creature that Bobbi-Lee Oates spotted on the beach in Keppel Sands, Queensland, Australia, does look a lot like a mermaid.
There’s a pillow out there that’s akin to mermaids’ tails and is making Interior Designers out of even the plebbiest of plebs.