Sorry, guys. You keep reading it, and we’ll be forced to write about it.
The Royal Family is supposed to cut ribbons and attend events and other trivialities, but what the public really wants is scandal and drama.
We don’t want to talk about Piers any longer, either, but there’s finally some good news emerging from his incessant attacks on Meghan and Harry.
Queen issues statement. Trump fights name use. Luxury vehicle trashers safe – for now. Interview with famous fake heiress. Takealot competitor launched. Woody Allen under fire.
Piers Morgan has spent years trashing Meghan Markle, with the past two days seeing an escalation on that front. Turn the tables, though, and he can’t take the heat.
There is the entire industry around royal experts and commentators, who have built careers based on their knowledge of how the Royal Family works. Safe to say this isn’t a very good look.
Palace silent amidst crisis. No conjugal visits for Boeremag. Vaccines and masks. Ivermectin is no wonder drug. Burger King’s Twitter stinker. Inside a Parisian swingers club.
When Oprah said that nothing was off the table in her interview with Meghan and Harry, we had no idea that it would be this revealing.
CBS released a clip of Meghan accusing the Palace of lying, just as she was accused of bullying by her former staff at Kensington Palace.
With confirmation that Harry and Meghan won’t be returning as full-time working members of the British Royal Family, a closer look at their finances is in order.
Harry & Meghan’s seven-figure Spotify deal. New Trump tapes. Ramaphosa emerges strong. Two dead in KZN farm attack. Elon Musk’s brain implant.
A group of London students were treated to a visit from the Duchess of Sussex, and one of them even managed to score a hug.
Harry / Meghan fire all UK staff. French Oscars board resigns. Weinstein closing arguments. Madiba car found. Nissan tanking. James Brown murdered? Jennifer Aniston’s unsafe home.
Nothing stays hidden for long, especially when it’s tied to one of the biggest royal scandals of the year.
Kate’s birthday. Megxit special. Harvey trial latest. Cheapest SA holiday cities. Global debt crisis. New grand piano. Leonardo’s ocean heroics.
Piers Morgan is back with another scathing attack on Meghan and Harry. To be honest, I’m getting a little worried about him.
Back in the tabloids, we have Tom Markle with yet another attack on Meghan and Harry.
Meghan went to Wimbledon to support her friend Serena Williams, and royalists are very upset about her behaviour whilst she was there.
What Meghan wants, Meghan gets, which is why her engagement ring underwent a little redesign.
Meghan and Harry celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary by sharing never-before-seen pics of their big day.
Meghan and Harry unfollowed every account, including Kensington Palace, so they could highlight other accounts, some of which belong to friends.
The royal baby was due to be born at Frogmore Cottage, but complications forced Meghan to give birth in a hospital.
Introducing Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, the first son of Harry and Meghan, Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
Looks like Meghan and Harry might be making Cape Town their home for four months of the year. We’re thinking Constantia.
The internet is betting on what the royal baby’s name will be, amidst rumours that Meghan and Harry are moving to Africa.
Harry is breaking tradition again by mixing British politics with Hollywood through his new partnership with Oprah Winfrey.
As if to officially declare their independence, Meghan and Harry have broken away from the official royal family Insta-page and started their own.
Meghan and Harry seem determined to do things differently, and that includes vegan paint, a state of the art nursery and no nanny.
Harry and Meghan are moving house, and some people think it’s because Meghan and Kate aren’t getting along very well.