Heard Of Gooning, The Fetish Where Dudes Get High On Porn And Masturbate Into A Trance?

‘Gooning’ is essentially the act of edging oneself for hours until one’s soul merges with one’s own dick.
Famous Magazine Writer Fired For Touching Himself On Zoom Call

Jeffrey Toobin is the ultimate cautionary tale for anyone wanting to do something dodgy in the middle of a Zoom video call.
Stellenbosch Library ‘Masturbator’ Gives Virgin Active Chap A Run For His Money [Video]

A man was escorted out of the Stellenbosch University library after allegedly masturbating underneath a desk.
An Update On The Stellenbosch ‘Gym Masturbator’

Last month, an 18-year-old in a Stellenbosch Virgin Active was caught touching himself and filming a woman.
Masturbating Mr D Driver Video Goes Viral

Online food delivery service Mr D is in hot water, after one of their drivers dropped off an order with a side of seriously indecent exposure.
Man Accused Of Masturbating Outside A Local High School Has A History Of Whipping It Out

It has been revealed that Jiyaad de Hahn, who exposed himself in front of a high school recently, has been accused of doing the same before. Of course he had an excuse.
Man Accused Of Masturbating Outside Cape High School Claims He Had A Stroke

A man caught in a precarious position outside a Cape Town high school has come forward to clear his name – although we’re not sure which side of the fence we’re on.
England On High Alert For Man Caught On CCTV Masturbating Outside School [Video]

Posted onto Facebook with the caption detailing his supposed masturbation, is that really what went happened?
Pornhub Releases User Search Trends

We know no one will ever own up to exactly what kind of naughtiness they are watching online, but here’s a site that has every last detail.
Apple Rejects App And Explains Why With Masturbation Pic

Whilst Apple might be all about apples, it’s odd that they used something so banana shaped to tell someone “no”. Bet this poor guy got the fright of his life.
Shame Man – Guy Dies From Over-Masturbation At Fertility Clinic

This is proof that too much of a good thing can kill you, and that this poor bloke had never heard those words before. Hello, indulgence…
Please Enjoy: Mormon University Video Encourages Students To Report Excessive Masturbation [VIDEO]

Join the students of Brigham Young University in their confusion regarding this motivational video supporting snitches across the globe.
Public Masturbation Is Now Legal In Sweden

A Swedish court has ruled that masturbation in public is acceptable as long as it is not directed at any particular person.This comes with the acquittal of a 65-year-old man who was charged with sexual assault for masturbating on a beach. The shocking acquittal was ruled by the Södertörn District Court, and raises concerns over what will happen in the future.