‘Gooning’ is essentially the act of edging oneself for hours until one’s soul merges with one’s own dick.
We’re going to keep this short – it’s Saturday…
Ah, those awkward teenage years when you can get aroused by something as harmless as a light breeze on the thigh. Daniel Radcliffe knows all about it.
A Russian news bulletin recently aired a segment on strippers. They then cut back to the news anchor live in studio – only to reveal him masturbating to the footage! Obviously realising he is on air, he quickly composes himself and continues to read the news as if nothing is wrong. But keep an eye on his “guilty” hand and what he does with it.
This morning we told you that Peter Davies has become the second Supersport Rugby World Cup anchor in as many months to be taken off air. The only feedback given was due to the pending of the conclusion of “a criminal case”. According to several news sites, Davies allegedly exposed his genitals and masturbated in front of a 15-year-old boy.