Will she say yes? Will she laugh in your face? Will a burly security guard blindside tackle you like Bakkies Botha?
If you were thinking of proposing to your partner in a fast-food chain restaurant, this might put you off.
Marriage proposals involving boats require an extra degree of coordination. Get things wrong, and you can quickly end up in a messy situation.
A man’s best intentions went up in flames after he tried to create a romantic environment in which to propose to his girlfriend.