Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Wednesday Morning Spice

Sir Alex to announce retirement this week? Police visited kidnappers house 9 years ago. Deborah Patta quits 3rd Degree. Batman gunman pleads insanity. Enrique and Kournikova set to marry. Is Prince Charles about to become king?

Tuesday Morning Spice

Man United win 20th Premier League title. Secrecy Bill amendments approved. Boston bomb suspect charged, claims they acted alone. Bryan Habana is back. Ozzy thought Sharon was trying to kill him.

Usain Bolt Tipped To Don United Colours In Friendly Against Real Madrid

Every day, the internet is flooded with ridiculous claims and preposterous stories, each begging for attention and the majority lacking even a shred of truth, and it’s our duty, as your humble news-givers, to shift through them all and bring you the rare, uncommon gems. Today, I believe I have found just such a gem – there’s a legitimate chance that Usain Bolt may play for Manchester United.

Gary Neville: Loyalty, Bum Fluff And Scousers

In an era of fickle Spaniards it seems appropriate to hail Gary Neville as a model professional. Jamie Carragher is a similar figure at Liverpool: a man you loathe unless you support the club he plays for. Either way you cannot help but admire his allegiance. Here’s to that cursed excuse for a moustache.