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King Charles III
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“Tearing the Royal Family Apart” – King William’s Eventual Reign Sparks Palace Turmoil
08 Oct 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
With whispers of Prince William possibly ascending the throne sooner than anyone imagined, the royal inner circle is in a tailspin.
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King Charles’ Temper Flares Again, Snapping At Queen Camilla Struggling To Put Her Darn Coat On
18 Jul 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
The royal couple might have a similar relationship with raincoats as Charles does with leaky pens – IYKYK.
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Controversial Portrait Of King Charles Receives The ‘Activist Vandalism’ Treatment [Video]
12 Jun 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
This is the most recent in a string of incidents at UK museums where activists vandalise art to draw attention to their causes.
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Fans Have A Fit Over ‘Horrible’ Portrait Of Kate Middleton – ‘Is This A Joke?’
23 May 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
While the outlet described the finished piece as a portrait of “strength, dignity and courage,” fans of Kate and the royals had a fit over the painting.
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The Guardian Crucified King Charles’ New Portrait, And Other Reactions To The “Poster For A Horror Film”
16 May 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
The first official portrait of King Charles shows the monarch surrounded by a garish-looking blood bath and not even the butterfly about to land on his shoulder can save it.
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Harry’s Dramatic Dash To London Fuelling Concerns About Seriousness Of The King’s Condition
07 Feb 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
Prince Harry sped over to Britain soon after King Charles told him in a personal phone call that he had cancer.
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It’s Been Suggested That King Charles Will Step Down As Monarch Within The Next Decade
31 Jan 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
According to a former butler to Princess Diana, King Charles is likely to abdicate the throne in favour of Prince William within the next 10 years.
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Incredible Moment Cyclists Bump Into King Charles While Strolling Alone In Scotland [Video]
29 Sep 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
A group of cyclists out for an early morning ride through Balmoral Estate in Scotland were in for a surprise when they bumped into a lone figure strolling through the mist.
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Psychic Crawls Out Of The Woodwork To Issue Warning From Deceased Queen Elizabeth II
08 Sep 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Celebrity psychic Jasmine Anderson said she’s been in touch with the late Queen and discovered she has some worries about the home the King shares with Queen Camilla.
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Rumour Has It Kate Middleton Is Making Moves To Become The Next Queen
07 Jul 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Charles may now know it, but it has become increasingly clear that he is “just a place-filler between the twin stars of Queen Elizabeth and Queen Kate”.
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The Tragic Life Of King Charles’s Alleged ‘Other’ Mistress
15 Jun 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Whether there is much truth to the story of their affair is unknown as reports are liberally sprinkled with the word alleged. King Charles is also likely to not acknowledge any of the gossip.
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Giant Ferraro Rochers And Wynberg High School Uniforms – Personal Opinions On The Coronation
18 May 2023 by Alex de Bruin / No Comments
I watched Charles II’s Coronation the other day. I watched it on BBC. The Murdochs don’t sit well with me.
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Alright, What Did The Lip Readers Have To Say About Prince Harry’s Coronation Conversations
09 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
As you can imagine, the whole day was an absolute feast for all the lip readers across the world, who were tuned into the royals’ every single word and mouth move whenever they were caught chatting on camera.
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All The Moments From King Charles III’s Coronation That Deserve The Side-Eye [Images+Videos]
08 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Prince Harry was lumped into the same arrival group as Prince Andrew, was obscured by a large feather, and then promptly left. Fair enough.
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Giant Penis Mowed Into Lawn Near King Charles’ Coronation Site
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
In what might be considered a ‘dick move’ someone has mowed the shape of a massive penis into the lawns close to King Charles’ coronation site, and it has apparently rubbed the royals the wrong way.
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Meet The Operatic Soprano From Piet Retief Singing At The Coronation Tomorrow [Videos]
05 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
This small-town girl has made it big, set to perform in Westminster Abbey tomorrow (May 6) as part of the coronation ceremony for King Charles III.
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Friday Morning Spice
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Insurers warn SA against grid collapse, Amber Heard quits Hollywood, Ed Sheeren wins copyright lawsuit, and idiot thieves steal 200 left shoes.
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Nick Cave Explains Why He Is Attending King’s Coronation, And It’s Classic Nick Cave [Video]
03 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Ahh, Nick Cave on Nick Cave.
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Prince Andrew Eyes A Slice Of The Royal Biography Pie To Set The Record Straight
27 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
For those of you that enjoy a good royal documentary, you can still catch Games of Thrones on Showmax for a look at the inner workings of the royals and their relationships.
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Check Mate: King Knights Queen
15 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Legendary guitarist and astrophysicist, Brian May, has officially been knighted by King Charles III.
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All The Odd Coronation Traditions That King Charles III May Do Away With, Except Perhaps The Parasite Pie
07 Mar 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Bloodsucking parasite pie, oil from waxy lumps found in whale intestines, an ermine fur cloak, and the stolen Koh-i-Noor diamond are some of the odd traditional bits included in a typical coronation ceremony.
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Coronation Crisis As A-List Celebs Snub King Charles, Including Spice Girls, Harry Styles, And Elton John
27 Feb 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
King Charles III’s Coronation concert to be held on May 6 is looking a little sparse of celebs.
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King Charles Has Made His Passive Aggressive Move Against Prince Harry And Meghan Markle
24 Jan 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Lo and behold, Prince Harry and Meghan are being cordoned off from the Monarchy in a passive-aggressive move typical of the King (and once, the Queen).
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Awkward Moment King Charles Totally Butchers Ramaphosa’s Name [Video]
24 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
King Charles III welcomed President Cyril Ramaphosa to Buckingham Palace this week. Perhaps somebody should have run him through a few basics.
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Diana’s Private Secretary Has Had Enough Of The Lies
16 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Princess Diana’s former private secretary, Patrick Jephson, is standing up for the late princess the way the British Royal Family ought to have a long time ago.
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Chucking Eggs At King Charles Doesn’t End Well For Protester [Videos]
10 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
The royals were in York, northern England, for a traditional ceremony when a man in the crowd started hurling solid, raw eggs at them and booing loudly.
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There Is A Reason King Charles Faces The Opposite Direction On Coins
28 Oct 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The royal formerly known as Prince now graces the 50 pence coin and manufacturing began yesterday.
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It’s Actually Staggering How Large King Charles III’s Real Estate Empire Is [Video]
27 Oct 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Some might argue that this sprawling property empire is fit for a king, but surely, even for a king, it’s outlandishly excessive to own so much.
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King Charles Waxwork Gets A Faceful Of Cake [Video]
25 Oct 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
The Just Stop Oil protesters targeted a waxwork of Prince Charles III, throwing cake into his face and shouting out their demands to save the planet.
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Harry And Meghan Will Get A Coronation Invite On One Condition
14 Oct 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Tension is rising among those in King Charles’ inner circle in the lead-up to Harry releasing his still-scheduled memoir.
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