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Kim Jong Un
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Kim Jong-Il’s Grandson Gives Rare Interview [VIDEO]
22 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Currently studying in Bosnia, the grandson of the late North Korean Great Leader Kim Jong-Il, and nephew of the Young General Kim Jong-Un, has given a rare TV interview. The interview was for Finnish television, with former Under Secretary General of the UN, Elisabeth Rehn.
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Where Is Kim Jong-Un’s Excellent Horse-Like Lady?
18 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong-Un’s new bride, Ri Sol-Ju, has not been seen for more than 40 days. South Korean media is reporting that she has not been accompanying the Young General on visits, but the real question is – where is she?
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Kim Jong-Un Provides Expert Fitness Advice At New Pyongyang Gym
11 Sep 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
People of Pyongyang, rejoice! No longer will you be confined to dreary offices, with no way of de-stressing from your revolutionary work. Praise be to the Young General, for his great vision and the gift of Physical Exercise Centre!
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“I Am So Ronery” North Koreans Have It Hard At The Olympics
02 Aug 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It must be tough to be a North Korean athlete at the Olympics. The hermit kingdom keeps a very close eye on their sportsmen and women in London, making sure none of them defect.
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Great Leader, Kim Jong-Un Marries Different Excellent Horse-Like Lady [VIDEO]
26 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
News broke overnight that Great Leader, Kim Jong-un, is in fact married. And it isn’t to the pop princess who sings “Excellent Horse-Like Lady”, but in fact another singer.
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Soldiers Dance In Streets After Kim Jong-Un Becomes Head Of Military [GALLERY & VIDEO]
19 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Yesterday reports surfaced that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had been given the title of Marshal – the country’s highest military rank. And how did the troops respond? Turns out they were so ecstatic that spontaneous dancing broke out in the streets!
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Kim Jong-Un’s Alleged Girlfriend Hyon Song-Wol Sings “Excellent Horse-Like Lady” [VIDEO]
11 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve been waiting patiently here at the 2oceansVibe Media Compound for some spice about the Supreme Leader Of North Korea, and champion of our hearts, Kim Jong-un, the Great Successor, to come into the public domain.
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North Korea Issues “Open Ultimatum” To Blow Up Seoul Media Outlets
04 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from the Kim family, apart from a failure to launch. In an unusually detailed statement from the North Korean military, a new threat has been issued against the south following its coverage of a mass children’s event in North Korea, which was highly critical of the unitary-party state.
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The Hilariously Epic Adventures Of Kim Jong Un [VIDEO]
15 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ever since the untimely departure of Our Dear Leader, a gaping hole has been left in the fabric of society, waiting to be filled by an equally magnificent specimen of humanity. Mercifully it did not take long for the void to be filled. Click through to be basked in the glory of The Adventures Of Kim Jung Un, Our Dear Leader’s successor.
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North Koreans Turn Out For Late Kim Jong-Il’s Birthday
16 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Spectacle is the order of the day for the first birthday celebration of late departed North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Il since his death, as North Koreans turn out en masse to celebrate the “Day of the Shining Star”
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North Korea To Punish Mourners Who Were “Insincere”
16 Jan 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Last month, we saw footage of North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong Il. Shockingly, it now turns out some of those people were just faking it! As punishment, authorities are handing down six months in a labor-training camp to all those who participated, but “didn’t cry and didn’t seem genuine.”
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BREAKING: North Korean Military Will Share Power With Great Successor
21 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong-un, son and heir apparent to his father’s North Korean throne, may have to share rule of the isolated country with the North Korean military and his uncle, a source with close ties to Pyongyang and Beijing has said today.
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North Korea Shows Kim Jong-Il’s Body On TV [PIC]
20 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
North Korean television has flighted images of the body of Kim Jong-Il lying in a glass coffin. There was also a flower-bedecked bier supporting the casket. His son and successor, Kim Jong-Un and other senior officials could be seen paying their respects.
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Kim Jong-un Confirms His Destiny With A Fur Hat
01 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our Dear Leader’s son/amorphous bag of goo/successor has taken the next great step towards ruling North Korea – he bought himself a furry hat just like his dad’s. It’s not any old hat. The Fargo inspired accessory is made of otter fur by the hands of a master craftsman. Only if you’re very serious about ruling North Korea do you get to wear one of these.
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KIM JONG’S IL-NESS
21 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Savour him while you still can… We may well be into the final week of Kim Jong Il’s reign, ladies and gents. The Dear Leader, bless him, is not well. Kim Jong Il is ill. So ill, in fact, that many so called “doctors” of the Great Western Devil are speculating that he may have […]
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ATTENTION IRAN – WE HAVE A URANIUM SUPPLIER FOR YOU
03 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Everyone knows Iran needs a steady supply of uranium to develop it’s peaceful nuclear energy-production. But the west is being all iffy about monitoring the grade and quantity of uranium that the Iranians can get their hands on. Western governments have even gone so far as to implement sanctions against Iran. Those guys are total […]
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