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Justin Bieber
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Justin Bieber, Castration Murder Plot Foiled
13 Dec 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
According to various news sources a plan to kidnap, castrate and murder Justin Bieber has been foiled. Allegedly an Albuquerque hit men and a convicted killer were plotting to strangle and castrate teen pop star Justin Bieber and three other people, including his bodyguard.
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Local Justin Bieber Fan Has Complete Meltdown Over Tickets – Video Goes Viral
12 Dec 2012 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
It’s hard to believe that one can be driven close to breakdown over the chance of seeing another human being in the flesh. Such is the power of Justin Bieber. Please witness this local 15-year-old completely losing it. They call this “Bieber Fever.”
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Justin Bieber Tickets Go On Sale At 09h00 Today
10 Dec 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Tickets for Justin Bieber’s South African shows go on sale at 9am today. 5fm tweeted the news and it was confirmed by Big Concerts minutes later. The May 12 Joburg show is being sold today, while tickets for the May 8th Cape Town concert go on sale tomorrow.
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CONFIRMED: Justin Bieber Will Come To SA In 2013
23 Nov 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
A Big Concerts representative let slip yesterday that Justin Bieber would perform two shows in South Africa next year. Then a radio station gave away the first tickets this morning leaving little to the imagination.
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Justin Bieber Holds Up Traffic In White Ferrari While Arguing With Paparazzi [VIDEO]
21 Nov 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Over the weekend, Justing Bieber literally stopped traffic so that he could get into a verbal altercation with paparazzi. After spotting them in his Ferrari’s rearview mirror, Bieber stopped the car and confronted one of the photographers.
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Monday Morning Spice
19 Nov 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Zuma lied about that bond. NY Times turns on own CEO. British Airways sends tweet saying ‘fuck you.’ Kate snubs Kardashian. Cops evicted from OR Tambo airport. Top Shop arrives in SA. Bieber denied by Selena in driveway. Murdoch’s Israel tweet..
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Sells Out Fast
06 Nov 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The wonderfully named and anatomically correct sex-doll, ‘Just-In Beaver’ has apparently sold out very quickly. Fans heard a few days ago that they could ‘snuggle’ up to a life-size plastic Bieber for the bargain price of $32.95.
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2OV BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber Is Coming To South Africa – Singer Confirms Tour Dates
04 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 36 Comments
Are you a ‘Belieber?’ Justin Bieber lovers will be over the moon to hear that the award-winning chart-topping pop star is coming to South Africa. 2oceansvibe News picked up a tweet saying that he had “just agreed to routing for Europe, Russia, Middle East, Asia, Australia, NZ, South America and South Africa BELIEVE TOUR dates.”
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Today Is Your Lucky Day – Both Justin Bieber And Axl Rose Faceplant
22 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Earlier this week footage surfaced of Guns & Roses singer, Axl Rose, face planting hard on stage. The only thing better than seeing that would be seeing that PLUS an incident where Justin Bieber collapses and falls down some stairs, right? Friends, mark today’s date in your calendar, because you are about to see both.
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A Bloody, Bruised Bieber? Not Exactly… [PICS]
20 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Well well, what do we have here? Has an enraged fan of “real music” finally flipped their lid and had a go at pop’s young princeling, the Biebster? We should be so lucky. Full story and gallery after the jump!
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Get Ready: The Christmas Albums Are Coming
24 Oct 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prepare yourselves. This year may be the first time that we won’t be confronted by Boney M when grabbing that last minute gift as we rush through the V&A in mid-December. So far, two Christmas albums have already been released by prominent pop stars, and there’s more to come.
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Justin Bieber Gets Killed on CSI With EPIC Visuals [VIDEO]
09 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
You’ve probably heard the news that Justin Bieber appeared on an episode of CSI. What they didn’t tell you is that he looks exactly like a lesbian who got punched in the eye after losing a game of pool, and that he gets killed by the CSI cops. We’ve got spectacular visuals for both – after the break.
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Justin Bieber’s Hair Earns More Money Than You Do
25 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Never mind Libya, the biggest story this week has been Justin Bieber’s hair. And yesterday things got even more exciting (if you’re a tween), when the pop culture deity decided to donate a lock of his mane to another famous lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres. She then did what any other sensible person would do when receiving such a prized gift, she put it on eBay.
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New York Times Ad Slams Grammys For Being Out Of Touch
22 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Music executive Steve Stoute took out a full-page advert in the NYT’s Styles section on Sunday to display his open letter to the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences, slamming the Grammys for having become “a series of hypocrisies and contradictions.”
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Bieber Fever May Be Deadly
17 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Poor , Ezperanza Spalding- I don’t know who she is either, but apparently she’s won “Best New Artist” at Sunday’s Grammys, despite Justin Bieber being the overwhelming favourite. This has sparked outrage amongst Bieber’s fans or “Beliebers” as they are known, and they have called for her head.
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The End Of Cinema Is Nigh As Justin Bieber Film Rakes In $30.3 Million
14 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
That headline just about says it all. Justin Bieber’s 3D documentary, ‘Never Say Never’, took $30.3 million in its opening weekend at the US box office. Apparently 60% of its audience were women under the age of 18. Surprising, that.
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Ozzy Speaks For All of Us [VIDEO]
13 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ozzy Osbourne is what’s right with the world. We’ve seen him drunk, we’ve seen him high, we’ve seen him possessed. He’s met the Queen and bit off a bat’s head. He’s a role model without equal and here he is summing up what we’re all thinking in six glowing words. Watch what happens when he’s asked his opinion on Justin Bieber.
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Justin Bieber Kicked Off Facebook
08 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Justin Bieber, the runt who says he’s the Kurt Cobain of our generation, published his memoirs at age 15 and has discovered the only hairstyle that can actually ruin my day has been kicked off Facebook. Wait, what?
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EFFECTS OF BIEBER’S VISIT ALREADY FELT IN THE MOTHER CITY
28 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Scores of dead pigeons lay strewn across the Table Bay Boulevard in Cape Town on the weekend, metres from the Cape Town International Convention Centre. A report has indicated that while the birds were initially thought to have suffered from a mass bout of the deadly avine Newcastle’s Respiratory Disease (no relation to the mining […]
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OUR COUNTRY IS TAINTED
23 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Justin Bieber arrived in Johannesburg this morning. Heat magazine caught the horror unfolding on film. Mass hysteria has been reported in the greater Gauteng area, as the great walking insect zapper carves a swathe of destruction along the Ben Schoeman highway. Droves of moth-like recently pubescent girls are reportedly flinging themselves at his moving vehicle. […]
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JUSTIN BIEBER NOW ACTIVELY RUINING LIVES IN SLO-MO
18 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The greatest Canadian scourge since Brandon Huntley Celine Dion, Justin Bieber stirs grown men to panic. The vapid, androgynous, lesbo-chic music has taken the pubescent world by storm, and the boy girl with the pudding bowl kop chop seems to wield genuine power. As demonstrated by his latest foray into social networking, where he tweeted […]
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