News about Justin Bieber’s run-in with the law spread around the web like wildfire, and some of these celebrity reactions will have you in stitches.
The Justin Bieber edition of the child-star-goes-crazy syndrome is officially underway, as the Canadian singer was arrested in Miami on Thursday morning.
Arrest made for ’78 ‘Goodfellas’ robbery. New larger iPhones on the way. Hollywood star calls Bieber a ‘piece of shit.’ Guess who wants to adopt the Mandela rabbit? ANC members who boo on Sunday will be arrested. Girl gang-raped for falling in love. CNN hacked.
The well-worn path of child-star-to-trainwreck has claimed another victim. Pop sensation Justin Bieber has emerged on the business end of puberty with a possible drug addiction, and an arrest for driving under the influence, and – wait for it – drag racing.
Genie Bouchard, the up and coming 19-year-old tennis superstar, made easy work of former French Open winner Ana Ivanovic on Tuesday.
When the authorities raided Justin Bieber’s home, they came back with quite the haul. Among all the cocaine, codeine, sizzurp and marijuana, they also found some nude photos. Apparently, the Biebs is properly addicted to a prescription drug called Actavis prometh, which he mixes with codeine and cough syrup in order to get a fix.
Booing Zuma: Is this the turning point? Obama / Castro handshake shock. Murdoch’s paper runs secret insult. Twitter takes on Snapchat threat. New York’s new free wi-fi zone will cover nearly 100 blocks. Pussy Riot could be freed. Guess what Bieber did this time..
In a video that was quite likely inspired by Bieber’s exploits in Brazil, Justin attempts to “sex-up” his act. It doesn’t seemed to have worked all that well.
BREAKING: Justin Bieber makes bold political statement about Argentina’s Dirty War by desecrating Argentine flag – is what would have been in the headlines if Bieber was making a political statement. But he didn’t. He just desecrated the flag – no reason.
Well that’s it – the final nail in the coffin. Thanks to Justin Bieber’s new ‘selfie app’, the selfie has become a fully fledged art form. Let us join each other in putting brown paper bags over our heads, and wait for it to be over.
Lily Allen you biscuit – where have you been? The world has been missing a little bite and cynicism, thank god she chose to make her musical comeback now.
Justin Bieber’s South American tour is in the toilet after he sauntered offstage for the second time without completing his set, last night. The packed Beunos Aires crowd went mental, booing the Canadian for their money’s worth.
The latest twist in the Justin Bieber prozzie-plot is a humdinger. Just how big is Little Justin? Due to the fact that he’s been sleeping with so very many prostitutes lately, it’s difficult to know who to believe.
Justin Bieber may sing well enough to capture the hearts and minds of millions of teens, but we wouldn’t trust him to make sound business deals. He’s reportedly led an R11 million round of funding for RockLive – a San Francisco tech company that plans to launch a new social network this week.
Remember the other day Justin Bieber was spotted leaving a brothel? And then he also stormed off stage when someone through a bottle at him? Well now we have this video, courtesy of the one prostitute.
“Lets go do a show in Brazil,” Bieber’s manager said. “It will be so relaxing,” he said. Well, after what has been a very hectic week in Brazil, it doesn’t look like JB will be going back any time soon. First, he attempts to leave a brothel under a bed sheet, but gets caught anyway. And now this. It feels as if, by some divine mercy, some sort of deity has heard the worlds’ anti-Bieber sentiments,and has answered them oh so swiftly.
Woah-hoh! Looks like Bieber has grown up somewhat and is developing a taste for expensive women. The pint-sized pop star was apparently visiting one of Rio Di Janeiro’s biggest brothels, Centauros, and photographers rushed to the scene to catch him before he left. The 19 year-old pop star and his friend spent more than three hours in the popular whorehouse — before leaving with two women, sources said.
Oh why, oh why, oh why?! At a stretch, we can understand the hordes of screaming girls, the international acclaim and the vast amounts of money he gets paid – but to make a fully grown man spend over a million rand to look like a 19 year-old boy? That’s just wrong, Bieber. Just plain wrong.
Why did the Bieber go to China? To make a new music video, obviously. Earlier this month, there were a few photos going around of Justin being hauled up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards, sitting on their shoulders like some sort of Roman Emperor. Now a video of the music video has been leaked online – cue the screaming.
Looks like Jusie-wusie is growing up. It has been a whole six days since Bieber posted a shirtless shot, and apparently he managed to cut a six pack in that time. Said six pack now has close to one million likes. If you’d like to see what a child’s face on the body of a juvenile detention inmate looks like, scroll down.
In 2010, South African band, THIEVE released their track ‘Way To Go’. A video posted to YouTube compares the THIEVE track to a recently-released Will.I.Am track, featuring Justin Bieber. The description reads: “The two songs have the same melody and lyrics, except the one was made before the other.”
The latest episode of Zach Galifianakis’ web series, ‘Between Two Ferns’ features one Justin Bieber, esq. The insert is comprised of the usual layering of offensive and awkward questions followed by pregnant silences – so far, so good. And then Zach stands up, belllows “You’re too young to be smoking pot and pee-peeing in buckets and driving up and down the highway fast! I don’t think your mom would really mind if a stranger beat her son.”, and beats Bieber with his belt.
Ever since his break-up with Selena Gomez, the pop singer has been spotted out and about with plenty of brunette beauties. Reports claim that Justin and Ashley were introduced by mutual friend, Lil Twist who has also been romantically linked to the model. Keeping it in the family.
Indian submarine sinks with 18 on board. Afriforum is investigating that FreeState website tender. Sniffer dogs and nerves got those drug mules. Christian Bale offered R600m to change his mind. ‘In Cold Blood’ killer DNA surprise. Beckham restaurant sneak preview. Justin Bieber has a new bikini model plaything.
US overturns old iPhone import ban. Zuma hails Mugabe victory. Bieber shoves fan’s phone down his pants. Obama turns 52. Newsweek sold. Le Clos wins another gold. Government pays R1 billion for Mala-Mala
Justin Bieber’s concert tour made a stop in Detroit on 28 July 2013, Eminem’s old hood. The Biebs decided to show his respect for the rapper by performing ‘Lose Yourself’ on stage. SPOILER: He messed up the lyrics.
After urinating in a cleaning bucket and bad mouthing former American president Bill Clinton, reports have now surfaced that Bieber has apologised to former United States president Bill Clinton during a phone call.
And once again the Canadian pop musician your kids look up to is in the tabloids – this time for urinating in someone’s cleaning equipment. The video above takes place after Biebz and ‘his boys’ were exiting a nightclub through a restaurant kitchen in NYC. The 19-year-old decided it was a good idea to go ahead and […]
Justin Bieber’s behaviour is making news once more, this time we will keep it short and sweet. An alleged kick and punch to paparazzo Jose Osmin Hernandez Duran seems to have landed the Biebs in some hot water.
Shock! Heartthrob Biebs has become the first person to earn one million likes for an Instagram video post. The video, which you can see below, shows the pop sensation filming his personal video off the new Instagram function. He is shirtless, he is cackling like a five-year-old and since the upload on 20 June, over […]