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Julius Malema
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Shock! The Broederbond Funds The Media! (Says ANCYL)
25 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
The ANC Youth League has attacked the media for reporting on Julius Malema’s finances, claiming that it’s all a big conspiracy against him and that the media is “funded” by the right-wing Afrikaaner group “Die Broederbond”.
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ANCYL Website Hacked For A Fourth Time
25 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
This photoshopped poster appeared on the “home page” of the “ANCYL”, “hours ago”. All of this is in quotation marks because apparently just about anything can happen with https://ancyl.org.za, which is currently enjoying an extended period of downtime. As Dumb & Dumber is the official choice of 2oceansVibe as Greatest Film of All Time, we […]
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ANCYL Website Hacked For The Third Time This Year [PIC]
25 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
For an organisation with a slogan like “Fight, Produce, Learn”, the ANCYL certainly doesn’t seem to adhere to the “learn” part. For the third time this year, their website has been hacked. Yesterday, a message appeared on the homepage that reads: “HA HA HA. I have a 16 Million Rand house and all of you don’t!!!!”
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Sexwale Slams Malema’s Concept Of Land Redistribution
22 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Tokyo Sexwale made it fairly clear yesterday that the Julius Malema notion of land redistribution is not what he has in mind for South Africa, as Human Settlements Minister. Oh, and he also called Julius a loud-mouth.
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Julius Malema Refuses To Say How He Makes His Money [VIDEO]
21 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Earlier this week it was reported that Julius Malema was building a R16 million home for himself. And, as if shopping for the right furniture to put inside it isn’t stressful already, he now has to put up with cocky journalists asking him where the money came from. Especially if the answer seems pretty obvious: “It’s a private matter. I’m not a public servant.”
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Malema’s Panic Room
18 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Today the DA will ask Sars to investigate the fearless ANC Youth League leader, Julius Malema’s finances. According to the party’s police spokesman, the DA has information that points to Malema building a 16 million Rand mansion, complete with panic room.
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Helen Zille: “We Won’t Stoop To Their Level”
07 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Premier of the Western Cape, Helen Zille, co-hosted 2oceansVibe Radio‘s Morning Meeting from 08h00 to 09h00. Helen held no punches, bemoaning the timing of the allegations against Public Protector, Thuli Madonsela, relating her experience of having her phone tapped, and praising the Western Cape for it’s entrepreneurial spirit. And then, of course, there was that […]
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The La Fee Absinthe-Minded Moment Of The Week
17 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all have our lapses of judgment. But some of us make such horrendously poor decisions that one simply has to ask, “What were they on?”. Every week we bring you three contenders in what can only be described as a battle of small wits. So, with great pleasure we present this week’s three La […]
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Whites Never Voted For The ANC: Malema
06 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
I can’t help it. I have to write about this. It’s too good not to write about. Insanity is always funny. In this case the insanity comes once more from the king’s jester, Julius. He said yesterday that he didn’t drive white people away from voting for the ANC, because they never voted for the ANC in the first place.
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Breakfast With Malema, A Steal At R50 000
03 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
That’s right, the ANC Youth League; that bastion of the people – that pillar of hope in a senseless world, that celestial body by which we set our lives – is selling access to Malema and friends at the first ever ANCYL Business Networking Lounge™, during the 24th national ANCYL congress.
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Update: The ANC Is Disappointed And Puzzled Over “Shoot The Boer” Ruling
17 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The ANC says that it is “extremely disappointed and puzzled” by yesterday’s high court ruling refusing it leave to appeal an earlier finding that the song “Shoot the Boer” is an incitement to murder. It has decided it’s time to take it to a higher court.
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Police Stop ANC Members From Disrupting DA Rally, Makes You Think
28 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Police had to step in yesterday when a group of ANC supporters attempted to stop a DA rally from taking place in the Mamelodi Township in Pretoria. This is just a blip on the South African political radar that will quickly be forgotten, but it gave me pause for thought.
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Julius Says Zille Dances Like A Monkey
05 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
In an interesting case of irony, head of the ANC youth league, Julius Malema, said yesterday that head of the DA, Helen Zille, dances like a monkey. An astute political statement from the well learned gentleman.
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ANC Youth League Website Hacked
31 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The ANC Youth League’s website was hacked yesterday. A message was posted saying that the great one himself, Julius Malema, had decided to quit as president of the organisation due to his own incompetence, lack of integrity and a lot of other stuff we know all too well.
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Julius Malema And Friends Want 60% Of Anglo-American
07 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
ANC Youth League President and man of letters, Julius Malema, says that his organisation would like some shares in mining company Anglo American, 60% to be precise. The predicated price of what would be a record take-over, the ANCYL predict, would be about R0.00.
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Zuma Rescued From Flirtatious Woman
01 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Our commander-in-chief had to be rescued by his bodyguards when an unidentified woman got a little too frisky with him at a gala event in Sun City. The party, which was celebrated on the eve of the ANC’s election manifesto, has left our leader with the daunting task of explaining the incident to not one wife, but three. And you thought being president was easy.
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ANCYL Is Against Eating Sushi Off Half-Naked Women
02 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The ANCYL agrees with a lot of outlandish practices, but they do not, however, agree with the serving of any kind of food off human bodies. Especially when the food in question is served off a half-naked model draped across a white Maserati. Jeez, just when I was thinking of joining.
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The ANCYL(biters) Will “Come” On You
04 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
While it’s certainly no secret that we try to steer well clear of the pessimistic soap opera that is South African politics, once in a while a story comes along that is so face-meltingly radical that it is literally impossible to ignore.
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It Takes A Village To Raise An Idiot
18 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
The child – born in 1981 – who heads up the ANC Youth League has been described in this weekend’s Sunday Times as a ‘Village Idiot.’ Hilarious! This after he “called the 2010 Fifa World Cup an “imperialist activity” which brought people to SA for the purpose of exploitation,” when welcoming the organising committee of the 17th World Festival for Youth and Students.” But it’s not a discussion of this utterance that I wish to cover here..
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Malema – No News At All
01 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Boring FYI to anyone concerned with the daily drama that is Julius Malema, man-child extraordinaire:
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JULIA MALEMA UP FOR TOP GAY AWARD
08 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]
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