Exiled Spanish king Juan Carlos is alleged to have bedded around 5 000 lovers, according to someone who derived the information from government intelligence sources.
Juan Carlos had such a raging libido that it was considered a “state problem”, leading to him being injected with “testosterone blockers”.
Spain’s King Juan Carlos finally issued an apology this morning for the hunting trip he took to Africa recently where he shot live game on a private reserve in Botswana, including elephants. The scandal might never have come to light if he hadn’t had an accident during the trip and had to be taken back to Spain for emergency hip surgery.