Jean-Claude van Damme proved to be a distraction with dire consequences when a jewellery thief made off with €3 million worth of gems in a Parisian heist.
This action-comedy is packed with punches, and Millennial punchlines, when Van Damme (code name “The Mist”) tries to rescue his son.
He was one of the biggest action stars of the early to mid-nineties, but at the time JC was caught up in the midst of a hardcore cocaine addiction.
JCVD is a famous movie star, revered for his action movies and ability to beat up the bad guys. He might want to have a stern word with his son, though.
I’m sure good ‘ol JCVD has answered the same questions a million times over the past 25 years, but it looks like breaking point has finally been reached.
Some adverts stick in the mind and have become increasingly popular with the rise to prominence of YouTube. So what’s your favourite then?
Since Volvo released a frankly remarkable piece of radvertising featuring Jean Claude Van Damme splitting between two moving trucks, a lot of spoofs have surfaced. Even Channing Tatum published a spoof. Sadly for Channing, he isn’t nearly as funny or original as Derek Watts and the Sunday Blues.
Because what last year’s homage to excessive, overblown action movies needed most of all was a sequel. Starring even more overhauled action heroes – like Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger – and, at a guess, more slow-motion explosions and weapon puns, it looks like something you guys should probably watch.
“My nipples were so cold they started talking to me.” I don’t know where to begin. There is simply too much awesome in these videos for me to add anything else. That would spoil it. Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to make your day, nay, your weekend, by checking out Jean-Claude Van Damme in these beer commercials for Coors Light.