-
Jacob Zuma
-
It’s Official: Zuma Will NOT Be Your Next President
12 Oct 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our country’s president was in fine voice at the ANC’s National General Council, although he was keen to set the record straight on a few matters.
-
Zuma’s Penis Is Making Waves In The News Again [Images]
05 Oct 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Anton Kannemeyer’s latest exhibition ‘E is for Exhibition’ has sparked controversy in the presidency after he used Jacobs Zuma’s penis to comment on the protests around Brett Murray’s ‘Spear’.
-
Obama Teases Zuma For Being Too Busy On The Phone To Talk To Him [Image]
30 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When one of the world’s most important leaders pops by your table you make sure you’re ready to greet him. Unless you’re on the phone, of course.
-
TOO MUCH: Please Enjoy These Kids Discussing Malema Vs. Zuma [Video]
08 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Whilst some schoolkids are playing ‘Charlie Charlie’ and wishing horrid things on their teachers others are debating the merits of Julius and Jacob.
-
FACT: ‘Bodyguards Shielded Zuma As Demons Attacked Maidens’
08 Sep 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Virgins of Zululand bring an uninvited to date along with them to the annual reed dance – and are scolded for ruining the royal event.
-
How Far Is Zuma From This Point? President Kills Journalist For Negative Reporting
21 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We know that Jacob Zuma has a frosty relationship with large sections of our local media, that is no secret. Will that anger ever boil over into any kind of intimidatory action?
-
Are You Aware Of Zuma’s Outrageous Comments About Cecil The Lion?
17 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Wow but people were angry about Cecil. They still are, of course, it’s just that talking about it now usually has people doing the eye roll. Our JZ isn’t all that fussed by the uproar.
-
Oh Dear – The Editor Of The Citizen Has Apologised To Jacob Zuma For The Media’s ’Sinister Agenda’
14 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We know that Jacob Zuma isn’t exactly the darling of many of South Africa’s premier news outlets, something that Steven Motale thinks warrants an apology.
-
Here’s Who Max Du Preez Reckons Will Succeed Zuma
11 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
As Jacob Zuma faces stinging criticism from just about every corner it is worth remembering that 2017 will see the ANC Elective Conference take place. Are we in for a shake up?
-
The Moment Malema Threatened Zuma With Court Action [Video]
07 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We may not have seen anyone expelled from Parliament by the beefed up security but we did see Julius take the moral high ground and threaten el Presidente.
-
Watch Zuma Field Questions In Parliament (Including From Julius) Here [Live Stream]
06 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Things are set to heat up in Parliament today and there’s no reason you shouldn’t watch the shit hit the fan. You’re in luck.
-
Now We’re Going To Have Bouncers In Our Parliament
06 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that things can get pretty unruly when Jacob Zuma takes questions in parliament so it’s not surprising that security is being seriously beefed up.
-
HAHA – Please Enjoy This Nkandla Firepool Demonstration [Video]
27 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ahh, the start of a new week. And what better way to get it going than watching some firefighters play make-believe with the Nkandla fire pool
-
Zuma’s High Tech Bunker Has A Panic Button Linked To Armed Response And A List Of Phone Numbers (+ Other Highlights)
27 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Defending your head of state against assassinations and attacks is a necessary evil. So how does Nkandla’s safe haven bunker look after our dear JZ?
-
EXPOSED: Letter Proves Zuma Gave Nkandla Orders
23 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The problem with telling so many lies for so long is that eventually where they end and the truth begins. It looks like JZ has been caught in a whopper with this one.
-
If You Enjoy The North Korean Lifestyle, You’ll Love Zuma’s New Television Propaganda Plan
20 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you’re a fan of watching government-approved news and entertainment on your telly looks like you’re in luck. A ‘propaganda plan’ is set to be implemented and here’s what’s in store.
-
Government Is Freaking Out Over This ‘Zuma Makes Me Wet’ Graffiti
07 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It looks like you can add graffiti to the long list of things our politicians can’t seem to agree on after conflicting reports on a spray-painted message outside Parliament.
-
You Need To Know About ‘The Man In The Green Blanket’ At Marikana – Find Out Here
29 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
There are many gut-wrenching stories coming out of the senseless Marikana massacre – this man’s story is something of an amalgamation of what many strikers went through.
-
Aurora Breaking News: Mandela And Zuma Found Guilty
25 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There will be some happy former mineworkers today after the two men responsible for mismanaging a mine into the ground will have to cough up millions.
-
WATCH: Mmusi Maimane Pinpoints Zuma’s Perfect Lie From 5 Years Ago [Video]
23 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
Would you believe me if I told you that Jacob Zuma told a fib five years ago? Hear me out guys, it looks like Mmusi has found that zinger and called JZ out on it.
-
Parliament’s Latest Sitting Had To Be Adjourned After 15 Minutes
18 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that our parliament has turned into a circus of late but today is another one of those ‘has to be seen to be believed’ kind of scenarios. New record guys, well done.
-
The Nkandla Song That Is Going Viral [Audio]
15 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that Jacob Zuma behaves like a rap mogul at the top of his game from time to time but you’ve never heard him like this. Someone has played out of their boots.
-
Schabir Shaik Tells Journalist He Will Kick Him In The P**S
10 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You’ll generally find most convicted criminals on medical parole prefer to keep a low profile. Not Schabir, however, who today unleashed a verbal attack on an unsuspecting journalist.
-
Terribly Amusing Article About Jacob Zuma’s ’Shock & Awe’ Strategy
08 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The words ‘Zuma’ and ‘shocking’ have long been associated but this writer thinks their may be some method to JZ’s madness. He might actually have a point as well.
-
To Those Who Think It’s A Good Thing That We Bribed And Got The World Cup – Read This
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
It doesn’t matter whether you think football is nothing more than a silly game, you see, there is something larger here that should anger each and every South African.
-
Zuma Just Got A Big Fat Raise – This Is How Much He Earns Now
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Remember how hard you worked, putting in all those extra hours long after everyone had gone home to get your pay rise? It is somewhat easier for others.
-
Trevor Noah Pokes Fun At FIFA And Talks About Nkandla
04 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Trevor Noah is back on our shores and couldn’t resist the chance to get a few digs in at FIFA and Sepp Blatter. Over to you.
-
Don’t Be Jealous Of Zuma – Now You Can Get Your Own Firepool [Video]
03 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sometimes there isn’t much you can do but have a laugh at the shambles that is the South African government. May as well start with the firepool fiasco then.
-
This Poem About Nkandla Is Pure Genius
29 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We could all use a laugh after yesterday’s Nkandla news, and it being a Friday and all we thought we’d treat you to some poetic brilliance.
-
Pay Back No Money: Zuma Gets Off Scot-Free
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Looks like there will be some backslapping tonight after the Police Minister declared Zuma will not have to pay back a single cent for Nkandla. Oh, and about that fire pool.
-
-
-
2oceansvibe Partners
-
-
