Some things are better bought online – tickets, mail-order brides, sex toys – but recent studies have shown that breast milk is not one of them.
Scientists have successfully introduced human genes into 300 dairy cows to produce milk with the same properties as human breast milk. Which members of of the human race came up with this idea, you ask? I’ll give you a clue: Professor Ning Li is the head of the research team.
Raining on the parade of a boutique ice-cream shop called “The Icecreamists”; authorities in England have seized their stock of human breast milk ice-cream.