There’s nothing Hlaudi Motsoeneng loves more than the spotlight, and he sure is excited about launching his political party’s manifesto.
Hlaudi Motsoeneng is back, and he wants to be your president. Other gems include Brazilian hair, understanding English, and having a brain.
Hlaudi sacked. Banks downgraded. Trump’s travel ban blocked again. Gigaba gave Guptas citizenship. Wayde van Niekerk’s record. Bieber breaks Beatles record. Elon and Amber Heard.
If you think you’ve seen crazy Hlaudi before then think again, because yesterday blew anything we’ve previously seen right out of the water.
Hlaudi for president. More S&P downgrades. Bill O’ Reilly sacked by Fox. Wayde van Niekerk honoured. Venezuelans march. Serena won Oz Open whilst pregnant. Julia Roberts most beautiful. 420 watching.
It’s been a while since we took a look at what’s happening over at the SABC, and unfortunately it doesn’t make for pretty viewing.
Speaking about the SABC’s loss over the last financial year, Hlaudi says he is “happy” with the outcome. Are you even surprised? Here’s his reasoning.
It’s hardly news that the SABC is operating at a loss, but it turns out the latest figures are only the tip of the iceberg. Oh, and Hlaudi’s rolling in the money.
His name might be dragged through the mud on every news site not owned by the SABC, but you can bet Hlaudi is still grinning today.
Today sees the life and times of singer Mandoza being celebrated at the Grace Bible Church in Soweto, which Hlaudi deemed the perfect chance to hit out at critics.
There aren’t many places in the world where it pays to perform poorly at work, but over at the SABC you can make a pretty penny by doing just that.
The SABC are currently trying to put out fires after a humiliating flop this weekend, although the pictures say more than any media spin doctor ever could.
The SABC is quickly replacing Comedy Central as the go-to place for a laugh, although theirs usually originate from the offices of Supreme Leader Hlaudi.