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The Wackiest Most Tell-All Nonsense Headlines Out There
06 Sep 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
“Wife Stabs Husband With Squirrel”, “Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead”, “Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says” This is why people go to journalism school.
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Kate Versus Meghan – The Headline Comparisons Are Startling
14 Jan 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
When you put the headlines side-by-side, it’s hard to ignore the fact that the media is far nicer to Kate, than they are to Meghan.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
03 May 2017 by Kiernan / No Comments
Van Breda officer grilled. Dlamini No-Show. SA oil shocker. SA boxing racism. Ronaldo hat-trick. Plett shark attack. Robert Durst update. Eagles sue Hotel California. Meghan Markle interview.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
19 Apr 2017 by Kiernan / No Comments
Facebook killer found. UK elections. Panayiotou Trial Resumes. Water crisis latest. Die Stem to go? Molefe payday. New Hillary book. Ronaldo hat-trick. Caitlyn Jenner memoir.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
04 Apr 2017 by Kiernan / No Comments
Junk status confirmed. Russian metro attack. Jozi tremors. Sassa fail. Trump vs North Korea. New Melania portrait. Ackerman leaves Lions. Comedian’s Kangaroo stunt fails. Kylie Jenner new campaign.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
29 Mar 2017 by Kiernan / No Comments
Trump dumps climate change. Gordhan doomed. Brexit letter signed. Zille fights back. ANC membership plummets. Hillary is back. Rare tigers found. Ford boss summoned.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
28 Mar 2017 by Kiernan / No Comments
SAA money disgrace. RIP Ahmed Kathrada. van Breda trial postponed. Zille fate. Huge Oz cyclone. School pregnancies. Business Ayahuasca trips. Green Day on Trump. Adele over touring. New Tomb Raider pics.
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Thursday Morning Spice
19 Nov 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Maties Academics, Staff Support English Plan. Mental Patients Are Thrown Hospital Pass. Pope Francis: World War III Has Begun. Bullets, Grenades Fly During Paris Siege
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Monday Morning Spice
16 Nov 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
South African In Paris Tells Of Sombre Mood 24 Hours After Attacks. Cameron And Obama Urge Putin To Back Them Over IS. Zuma To Get Superjet By April. Backpacker, Go Home: How Tourism Is Ruining Everything
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Big 5 at 5, Topless Showering In Ibiza, Quarrels About A Dress, Photobombs And Much More
29 Jul 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Big 5 at 5 today, exclusive to WeChat users, brought to you by the awesomeness, including beautiful breasts, dress wars, royal photobombs and much more.
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Ugandan Press Push It Quite Far With “Bum Driller” Headline
14 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Ugandan Media are famous for their outrageous homophobia. Please enjoy the latest flaming, pucker-lipped homosexual red flag leaked from Africa’s most sexually awkward nation. Incredible, actually-published one-liners after the jump.
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Society Tells Matrics That It Is Basically Not Worth Trying
05 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Man, am I glad I’m not a 2010 matric. Sure, they got the holiday of their lives when the World Cup came along, but that was quickly followed by their teachers striking for months. It wasn’t very long after that the self-same teachers said right, let’s sit some exams. Naturally the press is alleviating the stress of this situation by telling matriculants that they won’t find jobs.
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