If you didn’t catch Sunday’s media briefing on the Gupta report, you missed nothing. It was the usual bullshit smokescreen and blame-shifting game we’ve grown accustomed to. The ANC/Gupta mafia closes in on a media-free utopia.
Yahoo buys Tumblr for $1 billion+. Gupta report is a complete joke. One lucky ticket wins lottery. Robert and Kristen are overs. Drama at Cannes. Nadal whips Federer. Ronnie Wood’s ex tells of heroin smuggling. France digging their drones.
Blackberry messenger for iOS and Android. Guptas buying votes with food. SAA gets new planes. Facebook bans social suicide app. Federer cuts his hair. Nigeria in state of emergency. BP/Shell price fixing..
Guptas demanded diplomatic passports. Tutu will not be voting ANC. SA policewoman bust on camera performing oral sex for money. Gunmen open fire on New Orleans Mother’s Day parade. Love and war inside the Rolling Stones. Rodman heading to N.Korea to free US citizen.
Missing kids found a decade later – alive. Gupta drama is dividing ANC. North Korea chills out. Facebook joins Fortune 500. YouTube launching pay channels. Lauren Hill jailed. Film critics punish Great Gatsby. Harry let’s slip baby gender.
Sexwale hard-core porn claims. Gupta guest sexually assaulted Sun City Masseuse. Hacked E Online tweets Bieber is gay. Burger King hits SA. Comrades winner gets medal and prize money 11 months later.
Someone has suspended for that Gupta jet vibe. Facebook reveals earnings figures. Did Jimmy Connors and Chris Evert have an abortion? Hotmail is dead. Iron Man 3 is going ballistic. Guy gets jailed for selling fake bomb detectors (WTF?)
Gupta plane from India skipped customs. Obama to arm Syrian rebels. The 7 types of digital marketers. North Korea sentences American. James Middleton tapping Donna Air. Apple’s record plunge into debt pool.