A Lieutenant Colonel in the South African National Defense Force has implicated Jacob Zuma in the Guptagate scandal, through a sworn affidavit. Could this be the one that finally takes down the Teflon President?
68 dead in Nairobi mall shooting. Orlando Pirates love triangle drama. Gupta mansion raided. Blackberry in lala-land. iPhone 5S sold out in 1 day. George Soros married. Josh Homme tells Jay-Z to “fuck off.”
The Daily Maverick have come up with some ideas for future programming on Gupta founded ANN7. In this hilarious article they outline their exciting plans for the network ANN7 take note, there is some broadcasting gold here.
Former ANN7 consulting editor, Rajesh Sundaram, says he fears for his life after resigning from the Gupta- founded network in a media expose. When Sundaram quit the network, he says he was threatened by a bodyguard, offered a menial severance package and his hotel room was coincidentall burgled.
DA MP David Maynier summed the situation up rather nicely when he said, “We welcome the fact that the public protector will effectively be investigating the investigation into Guptagate.” And if that isn’t solid gold, then we don’t know what is
This runaway-train-on-fire is reaching such exquisite levels of ineptitude that we are now wholly convinced that the entire enterprise is a subversive satirical comedy channel to rival the best in the world. Take this ANN7 job ad, for example.
Chantal Rutter Dros, famous for her work on eNews and Carte Blanche, will be the face of the primetime news on ANN7, the new 24-hour news channel on DStv. ANN7 is backed by the powerful and politically connected Gupta family, and has Jacob Zuma’s son, Duduzane, as an investor.
Nike drops Livestrong as well. Rail Agency spends R3-million on New Age subscriptions. ANC wants Obama to reject Cape Town honour. Harvard dean resigns amid controversy. GE investing billions in fracking. Trump looking at 2016 presidential run. Miley Cyrus split imminent.
Now that everyone has left and the dust is attemptting to settle, it is interesting to know that one of the crew on the controversial Gupta plane that landed in Woolwich, is missing. The Mail & Guardian have penned this highly entertaining article:
Carte Blanche aired the Gupta special on Sunday evening with Devi Sankaree Govender. This is what transpired.
Obama is coming to SA. Pistorius will not compete. “Zuma/Gupta relationship has nothing to do with ANC.” Mourinho leaves Real Madrid. Porn to stay at Tumblr. Doors co-founder dies. Apple denies tax evasion claims.
If you didn’t catch Sunday’s media briefing on the Gupta report, you missed nothing. It was the usual bullshit smokescreen and blame-shifting game we’ve grown accustomed to. The ANC/Gupta mafia closes in on a media-free utopia.
Yahoo buys Tumblr for $1 billion+. Gupta report is a complete joke. One lucky ticket wins lottery. Robert and Kristen are overs. Drama at Cannes. Nadal whips Federer. Ronnie Wood’s ex tells of heroin smuggling. France digging their drones.
Blackberry messenger for iOS and Android. Guptas buying votes with food. SAA gets new planes. Facebook bans social suicide app. Federer cuts his hair. Nigeria in state of emergency. BP/Shell price fixing..
Guptas demanded diplomatic passports. Tutu will not be voting ANC. SA policewoman bust on camera performing oral sex for money. Gunmen open fire on New Orleans Mother’s Day parade. Love and war inside the Rolling Stones. Rodman heading to N.Korea to free US citizen.
Of course Top Billing was at the Gupta wedding. The rundown of the wedding (which included people appearing out of giant lotus flowers, and the bridal couple pulled across a pool on a barge) airs tonight at 20h30 on SABC3.
At last, the good folks at the Daily Maverick have provided us with a lighter look at the Gupta saga. So, over your lunch break, check out this awesome Gupta Gollyword Glossary, coming at you on a barge. Out of a lotus flower.
Missing kids found a decade later – alive. Gupta drama is dividing ANC. North Korea chills out. Facebook joins Fortune 500. YouTube launching pay channels. Lauren Hill jailed. Film critics punish Great Gatsby. Harry let’s slip baby gender.
Sexwale hard-core porn claims. Gupta guest sexually assaulted Sun City Masseuse. Hacked E Online tweets Bieber is gay. Burger King hits SA. Comrades winner gets medal and prize money 11 months later.
The Gupta wedding has been a hot topic lately, and yesterday the extravaganza continued with bride Vega Gupta emerging from a giant mand-made lotus flower where she was met by her groom, Aakash Jahajgarhia. At this point, they floated across a swimming pool on this man-made barge. Obviously.
Someone has suspended for that Gupta jet vibe. Facebook reveals earnings figures. Did Jimmy Connors and Chris Evert have an abortion? Hotmail is dead. Iron Man 3 is going ballistic. Guy gets jailed for selling fake bomb detectors (WTF?)
Gupta plane from India skipped customs. Obama to arm Syrian rebels. The 7 types of digital marketers. North Korea sentences American. James Middleton tapping Donna Air. Apple’s record plunge into debt pool.
You ever heard a blogger say, “You want impartiality? Read a newspaper”? Ja, well, if you want impartiality, don’t read a newspaper. At least, don’t read the New Age newspaper. What’s that? You haven’t heard of the New Age newspaper? No, that’s quite alright. You’re not expected to know about it. They themselves confess that […]