No Way José – Our Favourite Mourinho Quotes From When He Used To Manage Chelsea
From the Special One to the Unemployed One, this season has been an absolute train wreck for José Mourinho. Let’s pay tribute to the man.
Stretcher Guy Falls And Drops Injured Football Player – Twice [Video]
When someone gets stretchered off in a rugby match you really do fear the worst. Not so in football, so we shouldn’t feel too sorry for this chap then.
The Trailer For Ronaldo’s New Film Is Pretty Sick [Video]
Whether it’s dating supermodels or behaving like a petulant child on the field Cristiano Ronaldo is a headline-grabber par excellence. Now for the movie.
Horror As Football Ref Pulls Gun Out During Match [Video]
Not content with dishing out yellow and red cards this referee takes things to the next level when players began to get physical.
Head Butt Into Throat Grab – Lionel Messi Went A Bit Too Far This Time [Video]
The usually mild-mannered little Argentinian grabbed headlines (and a throat) after becoming involved in a nasty off the ball incident in a friendly against Roma.
“I Don’t Give A Fuck” – Ronaldo Storms Out Of Interview [Video]
It looks like good ‘ol Cristiano isn’t that keen on answering any questions that require more than a cursory answer. This interview went south very quickly.
This Ozzie Girl Bounced Ronaldo, As His Outrageous Texts Are Revealed
Cristiano Ronaldo might be rolling in the dough and in rather tip top shape but that doesn’t mean he has things all his own way. This Ozzie model shut him down hard.
José Mourinho’s Tongue Gets The Better Of Him Once Again
José Mourinho has always liked the sound of his own voice, especially when he is using it to poke jibes at rival managers or football clubs. He might have overstepped this time though.
Guy Falls 17 Storeys And Lives – Captured On Video
I’m sure there are many among us who have enjoyed one too many and tumbled off the balcony. This guy’s story is just a little more extreme.
The Mind-Blowing Way FIFA’s Vice President Raised $10 Million To Escape Custody
It’s amazing how deep some people can dig in order to avoid being locked up. Take for example FIFA’s Jeffrey Webb who pulled a few rabbits out of the hat with this one.
No Ways! Former Chelsea Footballer Wins R100 Million Lottery
As if playing professional football wasn’t luck enough, this chap has only gone and scooped the big prize in the UK Lotto. To be fair he did have to play for Chelsea so I am sympathetic.
Cristiano Ronaldo Finds A Phone And Invites The (Sexy) Owner And Her Friends For Dinner
In what may come as a surprise to many, Cristiano Ronaldo did something selfless whilst on holiday in Las Vegas, although we’re still not sure how the evening ended.
Blatter Might Not Step Down After All
Bloated moron and all-round unpopular football autocrat Sepp Blatter may be having second thoughts about hanging up his presidential boots. Not again Sepp, have mercy.
Tokyo Sexwale Breaks Ranks From Government On ‘Worrisome’ FIFA Bribe Scandal
The 2010 World Cup ship is well and truly sinking and whilst Fikile and company hang on for dear life, others are inflating the lifeboats. Tokyo first, women and children next.
Here’s The Hilarious Joke That Led FIFA’s Communications Director To Quit [Video]
They say the art to telling a great joke is timing, so on that basis alone you have to question the wisdom of one of FIFA’s top dogs. He does have a point though.
TBT: Remember Five Years Ago Today When We Felt Like Kings [Video+Images]
Something very special began five years ago so you’ll have to forgive us if we take a trip down memory lane. This one might get you right in the feels.
Cheers Sepp – FIFA Has Set A Date For Electing Their New President
FIFA look to have set a date for their emergency meeting to vote on a new president. Definitely a case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted but hey, it’s a start.
Egypt Delivers Bombshell Details About FIFA’s 2010 Bribe Request
You know your fingers may have become too sticky when you’re trying to solicit bribes from just about everyone in the footballing world. Yep, more damning allegations against FIFA.
Russia And Qatar Might Lose Their World Cup Rights
Oh dear, Vladimir could be very angry very soon. FIFA are threatening to revoke both Russia and Qatar’s World Cup hosting rights if it is found that they bribed officials.
Get Up To Speed – All Of Our FIFA Articles In One Place
Over the past nine days we have seen FIFA fall apart at the seams and yet another example of our government’s denial in the face of damning evidence. Here’s your blow-by-blow account.
David Beckham Lashes Out Over FIFA Scandal
Whilst all football lovers around the world are less than delighted with FIFA’s conduct, David Beckham has his own reasons for being disgusted at the corruption scandal.
Mbalula and SAFA Again Deny Any Bribery Took Place
This afternoon’s press conference saw Minister of Sport and Recreation Fikile Mbalula stick to his guns and condemn the allegations of corruption during the 2010 World Cup bid.
Epic Sepp Blatter Quotes Over The Years
As Sepp flees for safety let’s take a stroll down memory lane and relive some of his finer and more poignant moments. What’s that you say about women’s football Sepp?
WATCH: Sepp Blatter’s Resignation Speech
Football fans around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as Sepp Blatter abandoned ship and resigned as president of FIFA. You’re not getting away that easily.
SA Admits Paying $10 Million FIFA Money, But…
As South African officials clamour to deny any wrongdoing during the 2010 World Cup bid it seems cracks are beginning to appear. First to break ranks was Danny Jordaan.
Was It Tokyo? Here Are The Possible FIFA Bribe Co-Conspirators
Whilst the indictment served by the US is yet to name exactly which South African officials were dishing out bribes, we may be closer to the truth.
FIFA Congress Evacuated Due To Bomb Threat
As scrutiny around the conduct of FIFA and its corrupt officials rages on today’s congress in Zurich saw violent threats made against the organisation. People are angry.
Prince William Discusses Aston Villa – Admits He Will Need To Ask ‘The Missus’ To Take George To A Game [Video]
Having grown up in and around Buckingham Palace you would expect Prince William to have picked a London-based team to support. Alas he chose Villa and is paying the price.
Classic: We Bribed FIFA But Then Couldn’t Pay The Money
It’s embarrassing enough being caught in the midst of a massive corruption scandal, but it’s even worse when you need help to pay your own bribes.
Piers Morgan’s Epic Sepp Blatter Takedown
Piers had the knives well and truly sharpened yesterday when he unleashed an insult-laden attack on FIFA’s top dog. Tell us what you really think Piers.