If the memory of strolling through the first-class section to board a plane eludes you, it’s possible that the airline has discreetly phased it out.
Upgrading to first class often just means paying fifteen times the amount of money for a little more wiggle room. Is that even worth it?
Money does not buy class.
Airlines are boasting first class suites (not just seats, please) like never before, with “showers in the clouds, and caviar collections fit for a king”.
Dealing with the eccentric demands of some rich passengers, many of which are bordering on if not fully-fledged harassment, seems to be pretty brutal.
Sometimes it is nice to dream about being so rich you can afford to fly at $20 000 a pop. Watch this video, it’s probably the closest either of us will ever come to flying like a boss.