Admit it, we’ve all pulled a sickie before. Apparently 40% of South Africans plan to do so in the next two months, and these are the excuses they’ll use.
You also bump into things, talk loud, take swipes at lamp shades and smash your fist through tempered glass when you’re drunk? Well, it’s not because we were simply raised that way. It’s not even the liquor. It’s Drunk Gene.