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Eskom
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Monday Morning Spice
20 Nov 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
‘Chaos’ at Durban port, Government welcomes S&P’s decision to keep SA credit rating unchanged, Woolies removes Israeli products from shelves after receiving threats, Sam Altman Out at OpenAI, Hat worn by Napoleon sold for $2.1 million, and The 2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix.
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Friday Morning Spice
10 Nov 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Eskom launches big battery storage project, The world’s first eye transplant, Caster Semenya case set for final ruling, 100 Cruise passengers injured as ship hits fierce storm on way to U.K., Elon Musk’s ‘GrokAI’ Is generating cringe, and Robert De Niro’s ex-assistant wins $1.2M lawsuit.
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Despite Eskom’s Financial Woes, Andre De Ruyter Still Took Home A Lekker 2023 Paycheck
01 Nov 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
The numbers are straight out of Eskom’s books, which published its consolidated annual financial results, where they even reported a massive financial loss to the company for the year.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
11 Oct 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
SA’s population swells to 62 million, Presumed human remains found in search for Titan sub debris, Get ready for roadworks in Camps Bay and Bakoven, The cities in South Africa where billionaires pay up to R100,000 per sqm, and What are Eskom execs running from?
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Karpowership Donates Game Farm In Exchange For No Objections To Gas Plant From KZN Wildlife Body
06 Sep 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The undertaking, which forms part of Karpowership’s submission for environmental approval of the plant, is the latest twist in a more than two-year saga in which the company has fought environmental objections and court cases opposing its plans.
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Premier Winde Warns Capetonians Of Severe Load Shedding To Come
01 Aug 2023 by Maya-Rose Torrao / No Comments
Thanks are due to Mr Premier for warning Cape Town citizens, but it’s hard to feel optimistic when we’re facing the darkest nights before the dawn.
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South Africans Are Klapping Back At Load Shedding With Solar
28 Jul 2023 by Maya-Rose Torrao / No Comments
Even if you don’t have the Randelas to fork out for solar, those South Africans who can harness the sun to keep the lights on deserve a pat on the back for refusing to let Eskom control their power schedule.
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Everyone Is Laughing At Ramaphosa Boldly Stating That “90% Of Our People Have Electricity”
12 Jul 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
The ANC is ramping up their political ‘it’s-all-rainbows-and-butterflies’ shenanigans ahead of the 2024 election.
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Cape Town Residents Livid After Latest Electricity Hikes
10 Jul 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
It’s true that the City of Cape Town has been doing more than most cities to mitigate the damage caused by a plethora of issues the average South African has to bear the brunt of. But when is enough finally enough? How much more can we take?
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Monday Morning Spice
03 Jul 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Banyana Banyana players called mercenaries and traitors, Convicted drug kingpin Glenn Agliotti dies, China and Russia trying to mine the moon, and signs of sustained improvement at Eskom.
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Experts Say Eskom Is Just Burning More Diesel To Lower Load Shedding Stages
21 Jun 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
With our tendency to run things until they break, we should perhaps not pack away the flashlights just yet.
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Darkness Retreats Seem To Be The New Wellness Trend
01 Jun 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
According to someone who has done the retreat, it “kinda feels like you’re candy flipping on a low dose of MDMA and LSD.”
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Our Central Bank Is Preparing For The Total Power Grid Collapse
31 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
While some reckon a total system collapse is unlikely to occur, it is not impossible, according to The South African Reserve Bank’s Deputy Governor Kuben Naidoo who spoke of a contingency plan in case.
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Friday Morning Spice
26 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Chinese hackers attack US infrastructure, Virgin Galactic send astronauts briefly into space, Organised crime figure and family gunned down in Constantia, and Is there life after death?
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Eskom Gives Another ‘Until Further Notice’ Update For Daytime Schedules
23 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Honestly, we aren’t even bothered with what power stations broke down anymore, even if the list sounds like a boyband. Next week, it may as well be John, Paul, Ringo, and George that let us down.
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ICYMI: Someone Changed Eskom’s Name To MegaGravy Train Park On Google Maps
22 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
So far it seems government is either oblivious to the change, or they are trying to find a cadre with enough competence to switch on the computer machine.
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At Least There Is One ‘Good’ Thing To Come From SA’s Intensifying Power Crisis
16 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
We’re searching for the light wherever we can.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
16 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
BRICS countries wants to ditch Dollar, South Africa to investigate Gold Mafia, Martha Stewart on Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover, and Russia threatens SA with war if Putin arrested.
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Monday Morning Spice
15 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
How a Japanese farmer produces $230 mangoes, Inside the race for a new James Bond, Russia is building a MAGA colony, and André de Ruyter says Eskom is f***ed.
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No Cover For Load Shedding Fallout – Are Insurers Joining Government In Throwing Us To The Wolves?
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
What can you do if someone with a yellow umbrella suddenly decides they don’t cover rain anymore? Absolutely f@#$ all.
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Monday Morning Spice
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Sasria preps for potential grid collapse chaos, Tiger Woods accused of sexual harassment, King’s Coronation is finally over, and Harvard releases the longest study ever into what makes us happy.
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Friday Morning Spice
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Insurers warn SA against grid collapse, Amber Heard quits Hollywood, Ed Sheeren wins copyright lawsuit, and idiot thieves steal 200 left shoes.
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Monday Morning Spice
17 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
7 De Laan actor who killed lover identified, King Charles’ nett worth revealed, Roland Schoeman takes gold at 42, Another US mass shooting, and Starship to launch today.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
05 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Trump is finally arrested, Hugh Jackman has skin cancer scare, Eskom forecasts load shedding every single week for the next year, and Finland officially joins NATO
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Monday Morning Spice
03 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Zombie comeback of the analog PC, Andrew Tate under luxury house arrest, the hidden alien fossils in our ice, Pistorius says he’ll sue over parole snub, and Rob Hersov writes ‘Dear John’ letter to Steenhuizen
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‘Only The ANC Can Solve Your Problem’ – Ramaphosa Kicks Off Elections Campaign By Talking @#%.
13 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Honestly, you can’t really blame the guy for using the 1994 script. What else was he going to say?
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Don’t Panic! Koeberg To Conduct Emergency Sirens Test Today
07 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
If you live anywhere near the Koeberg Nuclear Power station and hear the wailing of emergency alarms go off on Tuesday between 10 and 12 am, don’t freak out and head for the Karoo.
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Pravin Gordon Admits De Ruyter Told Him About Eskom Corruption
28 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Gordon reiterated that he could not rely on “rumour, suspicion or even what a certain publication calls intelligence. There’s a distinction between that and evidence.” Yes genius, but evidence comes from investigating suspicions, rumours, and intelligence. One would swear that the ministerial Netflix account never streams procedural cop shows. This is first season CSI stuff, man.
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Alarmingly, Only Four Hospitals In The Western Cape Don’t Get Load Shedding
27 Feb 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
It is rather alarming to note that only four Western Cape hospitals have been exempted from load shedding.
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Monday Morning Spice
27 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Hogwarts rakes in the money, Protea’s did us proud, Eskom corruption takes a ministerial turn, US embassy issues prepper warning to citizens, Dilbert gets dumped, SA SWAT team in top 10 and Cape Town E-Prix a roaring success.
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