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England
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“Bunch Of Useless C*nts” – Kevin Pietersen Destroyed By Leaked 2013 – 2014 ECB Tour Report [Full Report Here]
08 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Ah, Kevin Pietersen, things are looking a bit awkward for you. With a new book on the shelves, the timing of these allegations could have been better for him. For us, it’s perfect.
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Michael Vaughan’s Views On The Kevin Pietersen Saga And Book
07 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Ex-England cricketer Michael Vaughan has an overwhelming feeling of sadness for the entire Kevin Pietersen sacking and management of the situation.
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Poor Little Booboo – Kevin Pietersen Opens Up About Locker Room Bullying
06 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
I think it’s safe to say that Kevin Pietersen is not South Africa’s favourite sportsman. Will you be reading his all-telling book?
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The Brits Have A TV Show Called ‘The Paedophile Hunter’ Now
02 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Stinson Hunter works to catch online paedophiles, and his vigilante antics have now been turned into a TV show.
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UK Celeb Sex Arrests: Did You Ever Live In London? Remember DJ Dr. Fox?
01 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Fans of Magic Radio will be devastated to know that presenter, DJ Dr. Fox, has been questioned by police investigating four allegations of sexual assault.
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You Need To Be Aware Of This British Politician Sex Photo Tabloid Sting
01 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
A Tory MP is complaining to the new press regulator over a tabloid’s “entrapment” of a minister, who was tricked into sexting an explicit image of himself.
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How Many Bags Of Heroin Can You Hide In A Jaguar X-Type?
19 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
One can never be too careful, or to crafty, when it comes to drug trafficking (not that I know). We’ve seen drugs in hair, food, aerosol cans… and now a Jaguar.
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Please Enjoy This Angry Motorist Reversing His Car Off A Flatbed Tow Truck
17 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Maybe he thought the whole situation would turn out differently, and imagined a movie car chase scene in his head, with him dressed in a tuxedo…
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They’ve Unveiled This Amy Winehouse Statue In London
15 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Tribute has been paid to Amy Winehouse, who passed away in 2011, as a bronze statue has been erected in London, with many fans present to watch the unveiling.
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The Smallest House In The World Costs Just Under 5 Bar
08 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Not even the famous itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini was this small… Who’s going to buy the house that could have modelled for Zoolander’s centre for ants?
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That Delightful Swearing 3-Year-Old Makes An Attempt At An Apology
29 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
God bless the internet and Scarlett-Rose Davis, the swearing little girl from the UK. Together they have added much needed humour to our lives.
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Buckingham Palace Guard Bust Pulling Faces Whilst On Duty [Video]
27 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Those poor Buckingham Palace guards must have a seriously hard time not breaking their stoic poses when tourists heckle them, but one guard decided to turn the tables and give the tourists something to smile about.
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Please Enjoy This White Trash British 2-Year-Old Ice Bucket Challenge [Video]
27 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kids are awesome. Most of the time. They are even more awesome when you can give them back to their parents, which is what you would probably want to do with this one…
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This Brit Made A Massive Bum To Fart At France [Video]
28 Jul 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
British inventor and YouTube celebrity Colin Furze has built a gigantic butt to send a message to the French. See it in action here.
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Gerrard Gets Punished On Social Media After Retiring
22 Jul 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Trying to appease English football fans can be like attempting to lick your elbow, but Steven Gerrard’s retirement from international football has finally given the fans something to smile about.
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Friday Morning Spice
20 Jun 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
England’s World Cup chances are nearly over. EFF ad not meant to scare people. iWatch release date. Things get worse for Armstrong. Guess who’s visiting the Game of Thrones set? Marijuana about to be legal in New York. Angelina to become Namibian?
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In Case You Missed It: Security Nearly Breaks Streaker’s Neck During England Test Match [Video]
19 Jun 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A pitch-invader during the international rugby Test between the All Blacks and England is smashed by security, who almost break his neck in the process.
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Kevin Pietersen Opens Up: “14 Years Ago, I Was An Off-Spinner From Pietermaritzburg”
09 Jun 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Kevin Pietersen discusses his choice to play cricket in England, being dropped from the national side, and his future, in a new column on the Daily Telegraph.
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Epic – Cheap Seats Paper Plane Hits Player In The Head [Video]
02 Jun 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Boredom, creativity, and a ridiculously accurate throw results in one of the greatest footballing moments in recent history.
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This Is Why Pietersen’s England Career Ended
10 Feb 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
No naughty photos. No new text message scandal. Just a breakdown in trust, starting with Pietersen’s dismissal as captain five years ago. That’s what former England cricket captain Andrew Strauss believes, anyway.
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Can Downton Abbey Save The Queen’s Finances?
30 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Having £1 million in the bank may be a dream for most, but when you’re the Queen of England that means you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel and eating moldy biscuits. But help is on the way, from the most unlikely of places. Can taking advice from Downton Abbey solve One’s dreary financial state?
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Please Enjoy This Ghost Ship Jam-Packed With Cannibal Rats, Heading For Britain
24 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Experts have warned English port authorities that a 30 year-old abandoned ship could be about to land on Britain’s shore.
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Check This Blue Diamond They Found In South Africa – Might Be Worth Over R200m
23 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
One of the worlds rarest and most coveted diamonds has been found at the Cullinan mine in Pretoria – and sent straight to London.
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You Can Get Asylum In The UK If You’re An Atheist
15 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
A man from Afghanistan has been granted religious asylum in the United Kingdom, because he’s an atheist.
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The UK Storm Is Destroying Landmarks [PHOTOS]
07 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
England’s worst spate of storms in over 20 years is continuing to batter coastlines and drown villages – but they’re also doing damage to historic landmarks.
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This Is How You Break A Cricket Bat, Charna [VIDEO]
06 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
While England are busy taking an ass-whuppin’ from Australian in the current Ashes, we’d like to take you all back to the day when English batsman Michael Carberry broke his bat in the Ashes some years ago.
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The Lottery Winners Curse: Another Marriage Crumbles..
02 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It was just last week that we posted a story about how a lotto-winning couple’s relationship was destroyed – and now yet another couple is finding it hard to be happy after winning the lotto.
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This Is What Happens When White Trash Wins The Lottery
22 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Adrian and Gillian Bayford had lived a relatively pain-free life in the English countryside town of Suffolk, until the day they won just over two billion rand. Now their lives are a mess.
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World’s Fattest Man Finds Love With 7/10 American Woman [PICS + VIDEO]
06 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Weighing in at 445 kilograms at his heaviest, Paul Mason was the worlds fattest man. Constricted to his bed because of massive bulk, the 52 year-old had to consume 20,000 calories a day just to keep himself going. That was until he underwent a mammoth surgery procedure at the NHS, which helped him get rid of a staggering 300 kilograms of fat. Now that he’s lean – he’s managed to bag himself a woman with the help of the internet. The fat guy’s got game.
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Kevin Pietersen Did A Number 1 With Stuart Broad On The Oval Cricket Pitch
26 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
England ratcheted up their third Ashes title in a row this weekend. Naturally, the chaps were in a fine mood to celebrate, and they did just that. At around 23h30, the players decided to move their celebrations on to the field.
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