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Now We Know Why Kim Jung Un’s People Are Always Taking Notes Around Him
25 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
You may have noticed that pretty much every photo of Kim Jong Un talking to someone involves Kim talking, and the other guy taking notes. What the heck is going on there?
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KIM JONG’S IL-NESS
21 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Savour him while you still can… We may well be into the final week of Kim Jong Il’s reign, ladies and gents. The Dear Leader, bless him, is not well. Kim Jong Il is ill. So ill, in fact, that many so called “doctors” of the Great Western Devil are speculating that he may have […]
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THE DEAR LEADER’S KID FLIPS OUT JUST A LITTLE BIT
02 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The North Korean football team, along with it’s entire complement of staff, were recently subjected to a “grand debate”, to discuss the tender matter of their ideological betrayal of their nation. The players were hoofed up on stage, and the big daddys spanked them for about six hours. I was actually there at the time. […]
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BOB MUGABE’S MIDDLE NAME IS NOAH
28 May 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This just in: Robert Mugabe is sending an ark filled to the rafters with animals to our Dear Leader. Zimbabwe has begun rounding up wildlife destined for North Korea and would have completed the sale to Kim Jong Il’s isolated dictatorship by the end of this month, a senior parks official said on Wednesday. North […]
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DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES’ REPUBLIC OF KOREA MAKE NUCLEAR FUSION
18 May 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
PRESS RELEASE Pyongyang (and maybe Cape Town, too), KCNA.
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