Across the pond there’s a horny old man looking for his fix, so get in line and stand the chance to live in a real castle.
I think this might be the best excuse ever. No, really. A Canadian man claims that he only visited child porn websites in order to gather information to send to the authorities. He also downloaded 4 400 images in an attempt to prevent others from doing so – because, you know, once you download something from the internet no one else can.