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Cyril Ramaphosa
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Wednesday Morning Spice
04 Dec 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Old boys double down in Wilgenhof saga, Takealot crushes Temu and Shein, Ramaphosa reshuffles his cabinet, Qatar Grand Prix penalty hurts Lando Norris, and inside The UK’s ‘Wild West’ court system.
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Biden Gives Ramaphosa Some Attention Despite The Political Storm Behind Him
04 Jul 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
The 81-year-old president spoke by telephone to Ramaphosa on the same day that he was told to lay low after a terrible debate session with Trump.
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You Probably Shouldn’t Post About Rumours Of A Plot To Kill The President On Your Social Media
23 May 2024 by Tayla / No Comments
A Northern Cape man has received a five-year prison sentence for cyber fraud after posting about a plot to kill Ramaphosa.
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Thursday Morning Spice
16 May 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
How govt plans to fund NHI, Northern Cape man missing at Bloubergstrand, Slovakia prime minister shot in assassination attempt, Anna Delvey using her court appearances as ‘fashion presentation’, and The one province in South Africa with more people unemployed than working.
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Keep An Eye Out For The Two Gripen Jets Joining The SONA Fly-By This Afternoon
08 Feb 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Adding some gravitas to this afternoon’s SONA spectacular will be two Gripen fighters from 2 Squadron, the premier fighter squadron of the SAAF
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A Viral Tweet Claims That Recent Speech By Cyril Ramaphosa Was Written By ChatGPT
27 Nov 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Where there is smoke there is fire, and the Presidency has confirmed it is “investigating the matter”.
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Here’s The Interview With The Hackers Who Broke Into South Africa’s Department of Defence
30 Aug 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The group said many of the individuals responsible for our country’s safety didn’t even understand how servers worked and were simply concerned with whether their laptops had been hacked.
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Here’s A Look At SA’s Biggest Stadiums While Ramaphosa Hints At Yet Another New Arena
08 Aug 2023 by Maya-Rose Torrao / No Comments
President Cyril Ramaphosa is feeling the Netball World Cup spirit as he promises us a new arena-style location to enjoy the game.
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Everyone Is Laughing At Ramaphosa Boldly Stating That “90% Of Our People Have Electricity”
12 Jul 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
The ANC is ramping up their political ‘it’s-all-rainbows-and-butterflies’ shenanigans ahead of the 2024 election.
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Nando’s Are At It Again With Advert Poking Fun At “The Absurd Reality” That Is South Africa [Video]
27 Jun 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
It wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so very true. But you know us South Africans, when the going gets schizophrenic, we laugh at ourselves.
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All The Cry-Laugh Ways Ramaphosa’s Russia/Ukraine Peace Mission Failed Dismally
20 Jun 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Leaving his cash-stuffed couch at Phala Phala, with peacock feathers pruned for posturing, President Cyril Ramaphosa gathered his people and went to Ukraine and Russia thinking this would be a legacy moment for him.
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Ramaphosa Says They’re Investigating The Gold Smuggling Uncovered By Al Jazeera
15 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
In a speech to the Parliament of South Africa, President Cyril Ramaphosa said that the government has launched an investigation into several people involved in this gold smuggling and money laundering scheme per Al Jazeera.
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Correction: SA Is NOT Leaving The ICC – Presidential Ignorance Nearly Causes International Incident
26 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The next time you mouth off against international accountability for mass murderers, maybe double-check the script.
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WATCH: President Ramaphosa Almost Gets Knocked Out By A South African Flag
26 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
“Even our flags hate him”, wrote The Kiffness on Twitter.
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Monday Morning Spice
24 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
NPA fails first State Capture case, Taylor Swift dressed for revenge, Dagga firm eyes JSE listing, Ramaphosa withdraws National Orders, and Meghan moans again.
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Pravin Gordon Admits De Ruyter Told Him About Eskom Corruption
28 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Gordon reiterated that he could not rely on “rumour, suspicion or even what a certain publication calls intelligence. There’s a distinction between that and evidence.” Yes genius, but evidence comes from investigating suspicions, rumours, and intelligence. One would swear that the ministerial Netflix account never streams procedural cop shows. This is first season CSI stuff, man.
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Breaking News: South Africa Has Been Greylisted
24 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
We would like to take this opportunity to thank all those involved in hollowing out our institutions, for their impressive and continued corruption of the state, unwillingness to do the right thing, and insistence on following the road signs that say ‘Evil/Stupid This Way’. Special mention to President Ramaphosa for his sterling efforts at keeping the country on a downward trajectory. Where’s Will Smith with a p@#$ klap when you need him?
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SONA 2023: The Good, The Bad, And The Stupid [Video]
10 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
There’s nothing quite like seeing a soldier in full battle armour ‘escorting’ dissenting MPs from the room to cement your trust in our democracy.
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Friday Morning Spice
10 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Ramaphosa looks for electricity czar, Lindsay Lohan’s Pepsi commercial has viewers horrified, 26 Mega projects for SA, Experts slate Kardashian’s vagina gummies, EFF gets the jackboot, 12 Ways to meditate without meditating, Death Toll in Turkey reaches 22 000, SA fishers protest against oil drilling, Hollywood pimp sentenced to prison and new study suggest vaping is bad for your immune system.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
31 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Deforestation in Brazil melting Himalayas, Ramaphosa wants State of Disaster, Djokovic back on top, How to pay less tax, Lisa Marie was broke when she died, Johannesburg has blue water, Lira is getting better, Oscar controversy, What’s with all the tech-layoffs? And the subtle art of complaining.
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Monday Moring Spice
23 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Cyril finds a sliver of backbone, Woman still missing in Camps Bay, Avatar 2 rakes in the cash, Another mass shooting in US, World’s biggest pizza, Mbalula blames witchcraft, Woman sues bar for getting stupid drunk, Woke museum ditches ‘Mummy’.
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The Sad Reality Of The Phala Phala Mess, As Summed Up By Zapiro
08 Dec 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
According to the Section 89 independent panel report, President Cyril Ramaphosa has an impeachment case to answer over serious violations of the Constitution.
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Here’s Where Iqbal Survé And IOL Reckon Cyril’s Missing Millions Came From
05 Dec 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Decuplets. In a single word, you can destroy the credibility of Iqbal Survé and the media outlets he leads.
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Zapiro’s Piercing Take On The Ramaphosa Phala Phala Drama
02 Dec 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Even if you don’t care one iota about politics in this country, and I envy you on that front, the events of the past 48 hours or so are worth a closer look.
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Friday Morning Spice
02 Dec 2022 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Cyril’s resignation U-Turn. Kanye goes full Nazi. Art attached from CEO’s home on wealthy JHB street. The butts of ‘White Lotus’.
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Thursday Morning Spice
01 Dec 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Ramaphosa Phala Phala worries escalate. Jack Ma hiding in Japan. Baguette recognition. Elon and Apple make peace. Ronaldo’s massive offer. Kendall sizzles.
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Awkward Moment King Charles Totally Butchers Ramaphosa’s Name [Video]
24 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
King Charles III welcomed President Cyril Ramaphosa to Buckingham Palace this week. Perhaps somebody should have run him through a few basics.
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I See We’re Back To Writing Open Letters To President Ramaphosa
21 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Open letters directed at President Cyril Ramaphosa were hugely popular during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. I guess old habits die hard.
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Monday Morning Spice
19 Sep 2022 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Cyril coming home to deal with power crisis. Staggie’s son shot dead. Photo of Leo and Gigi goes viral.
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Everybody’s Laughing At Ramaphosa’s Pothole Antics [Video]
05 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
On Saturday, President Ramaphosa headed to Delmas, Mpumalanga, as part of an ANC service delivery campaign.
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