Expect to see fashion-forward peeps everywhere wearing his multicoloured flower flops soon. Whether you like it or not.
No, no, no, and hell no. Food and feet should be kept apart, not coupled in a blasphemous orgy of colourful foam and wheat starch.
Crocs surprised the fashion world last week when they dropped the Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot, ostensibly in homage to their ‘devoted fanbase’.
They have become the Kardashians of the footwear industry, and much like the dysfunctional TV family, they just won’t go away.
Ever looked down at your footwear and thought ‘not enough chicken’? No, me neither.
I feel like you’re either team Crocs or you hate them, and once you’ve picked a side, there’s no going back. Let’s investigate their latest monstrosity.
Much like Post Malone, who is loved by many and loathed by others, Crocs are a divisive topic. At least the musician was on brand with his footwear release.
Featuring on Balenciaga’s runway this past weekend was a Croc like no other. Colourful, they came with soles three times as high and adorned with high-fashion charms.
While Crocs have never entered the cool category, like ever, people still insist they are the chosen shoe for comfort. At what cost though?
Crocs are a funny old thing: you either really hate them or really love them. Hopefully this tips you towards the former.
Bad news for those who were hoping Crocs would eventually fade away and never be seen again – sales are through the roof after some royal endorsement.
A UK as agency has pulled off a complex and expensive practical joke by producing a television ad showing two people wearing Crocs leading up to sex. The ad agency called Compulsory would have you believe (but they’re totally joking) that Crocs are designed for people who have trouble removing shoes in a moment of passion.
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