On Tuesday, the Saky air base in Crimea was rocked by at least 12 explosions. Footage of people fleeing the beach was too much for the Ukrainian Ministry of Defence to pass up.
Russia and America aren’t exactly the best of mates at present and this jet fly-by has done little to ease the tension. Where are Maverick and Goose when you need them?
This just goes to show that you can’t trust a dolphin in war – they’re bladdy turncoats. Following the annexing of Crimea by Russia, the Crimean combat dolphin programme will be preserved and will serve under the Russian Navy. They serve only the hand that feeds them the best smelly fish.
It is still unclear what Putin’s real ambition is in regards to Ukraine, but former United States National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski, claims Putin “wants to rebuild the Soviet Union.”