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christmas
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Here’s A List Of The Top Selling Sex Toy Gifts [Videos]
02 Nov 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
You know Christmas is around the corner and, with the stinker that 2016 has been, here’s a list of much-needed gifts for either yourself or your special one.
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You’ll Never Believe: These Christmas Decorations Are Actual Boobs [Images]
15 Dec 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
The silly season has never been sillier as people get one side out for a little bit of Christmas cheer. Please enjoy.
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An Open Letter To Woolworths Regarding Your Christmas Crackers
15 Dec 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s that time of year again and everyone is cracking Christmas crackers at a rate of knots. Scrambling around on the floor to see what little goodies popped out. This forms the crux of my ‘open letter.’
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Please Enjoy Pornhub’s Christmas Ad – Beyond Brilliant [Video]
04 Dec 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
It turns out that Pornhub has a great marketing team and its latest strategy sorts out your Christmas present one time.
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Why Do We Serve A Hot Christmas Lunch In Boiling Hot South Africa? Masterchef Judge Gives An Alternative
01 Dec 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Pete Goffe-Wood was in fine voice once more during his show on 2OV Radio, this time tackling the famed hot Christmas lunch.
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OMG – This Bill Murray Christmas Special Will Make Your Life [Video]
15 Oct 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As if gorging on great food and drinking sherry with relatives wasn’t enough fun we now have this absolute gem to look forward to. All hail Bill…
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Epic Photo Of Naked Woman Stuck In Chimney As Christmas Surprise Goes Wrong
05 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
I imagine firefighters tire of rescuing kittens from trees and humans from blazing infernos. What a lovely treat then to be called to a house where a naked lady requires your assistance. Glad to be of help, madam.
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Uber teams up with Kalahari to save Christmas
12 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Uber, the innovative app that connects riders with drivers, is partnering with SA’s number one online store, Kalahari.com to make life a little more cheery this Christmas.
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Avoid Xmas Shopping Nuisances With This Easy Online Solution
11 Dec 2014 by chelsea / No Comments
What do your give your well-off friend that has everything? What do you give your girlfriend that you’ve only been dating for 4 months? They’ve categorised your online shopping, so you don’t have to spend hours looking!
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5 Cool Xmas Gifts You Can Order Online For SAME DAY Delivery
11 Dec 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you want to buy Xmas prezzies online, but you’re worried they won’t get to you in time – don’t panic. Check out these gifts you can buy and have delivered the SAME DAY – free!
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Bob Geldof Is Angry That His Ebola Song Was Dubbed ‘Cringeworthy’
10 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Bob Geldof is back with another sing-a-long to try a fix the bad things in the world. His attentions though, are a bit warped…Check it out…
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Limited Edition Online Shop Open For Seven Days Only
05 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
‘Tis the season to be jolly. And give presents. And maybe have a little razzle at your friend’s place. You should probably invite a bottle of Jägermeister to the party, too.
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The LifeHack You Have All Been Waiting For: How To Beat The Post Office
02 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There are few things worse than putting in heaps of effort to have your Christmas shopping list ticked off and wrapped by Easter, only to have everything get lost in some post office halfway to Timbuktu.
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Skype, Facebook, Email And Surf – For Under a Grand – The Perfect Tablet For Your Mum / Granny
27 Nov 2014 by chelsea / No Comments
We’re all on a budget. Instead of saving up for months and months on end to be able to buy yourself or your precious mum a tablet, check this out!
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This Is What You Want To Get For Christmas
27 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There is always something fun about food and learning how to cook new things and tasting new flavours. Have a look at this delicious recipe and try it this festive season.
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‘Tis The Season To Be Jolly And Santa’s Shoebox Has A Little Helper
06 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Christmas is a happy, festive time for most people, either surrounded by loved ones or exotic holidays. For many though, a small and simple deed can go a very long way.
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We’re Outta Here
20 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
That’s it for 2013, kids. We’ll be back on 6 January 2014, to smash more of the news that you actually care about into your expectant and happy faces.
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Dishes Are For Fools – Enjoy Christmas At The Nellie
20 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Satisfying the pallets of 20 demanding relatives at Christmas time is harder than trying to prevent Kim Kardashian from taking a selfie. And lets not even talk about the mountain of dishes that’s casting a shadow over any hope you have of enjoying the rest of the day. Question: why put yourself through it? Mount Nelson will provide you with a decadent four-course meal that suits everybody’s taste buds. Just sit back, relax, and let the experts do the dishes. We promise even your mother-in-law will be hard-pressed to find fault.
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Make It A Merry Christmas With Jack Daniels [COMPETITION]
13 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 42 Comments
Maybe it’s been a hard year and you deserve a treat for surviving. Or maybe your bank account is looking a bit empty and you still haven’t done your Christmas shopping. Whatever the reason, fear not: we’ve got your back!
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They Used Lookalikes To Create This Outrageous Royal Christmas Scene [GALLERY]
12 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Ah – how desperately lovely it must been to be there for Prince George’s first Christmas.
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Apps For Free! Please Enjoy Apple’s ‘12 Days Of Gifts’
11 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Apple just loves spoiling us, and that’s why we love Apple. The company is giving iPad and iPhone users the opportunity to download FREE apps, with its end-of-year promotional app, “12 Days of Gifts”.
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Man Leaps To His Death As Girlfriend Won’t Stop Shopping [VIDEO]
11 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A Chinese man, like so many others before him, thought death to be more favourable than shopping. Difference is – he actually killed himself.
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Uber Will Drive You To And From Your Office Christmas Party – For Free
06 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Calling all party animals! Uber will transport you and your colleagues FOR FREE to and from your office Christmas party. Now you can get as festive as you like, without worrying about the consequences.
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Check Out This Kid’s Ridiculous Christmas Wish List [PIC]
05 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
As toddlers, we have no conception of the realistic boundaries that govern the act of gift-giving. At that age anything is possible, so long as you ask Santa Claus nicely enough.
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Behold: This Year’s Ridiculous Kardashian Christmas Card [PICS]
03 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Kardashian-Jenner crew release a Christmas card every year, in case you didn’t know. This year’s edition was released on Sunday’s episode of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’, and if E! Entertainment are to be believed, it was “highly anticipated”.
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This Is How AC/DC’s ‘Highway To Hell’ Could Be The UK’s Christmas No.1
19 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The English just love doing this sort of thing. Every year around Cristmas, they gather around and try to get a certain song up to number 1 in the charts just in time for Christmas. Why? Well, because they’re bored and lonely and live on a cold, rainy Island where it gets dark at 3pm.
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How Many Employees Would Santa Need To Get Those Christmas Presents To You?
27 Dec 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Have you ever wondered how Santa manages to distribute all the world’s Christmas presents so efficiently every year? Especially considering that there are 760 million Christian children in the world alone?
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Pope Finds The Mercy In His Heart To Pardon Thieving Ex-Butler
24 Dec 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Isn’t he in a jolly mood, that saucy old cad. The Associated Press report that the Pope has granted his former butler a Christmas pardon, forgiving him in person during a jailhouse meeting for stealing and leaking his private papers in one of the gravest Vatican security breaches in recent times. Fifteen minutes after the meeting, […]
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The Queen’s Christmas Message 2011 [Video]
25 Dec 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Follow the link to watch the Queen’s Christmas Message to the United Kingdom and Commonwealth. She’s going for a human spirit triumph vibe this year. Prescribed Viewing.
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What Is Santa’s Carbon Footprint?
22 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
While the polar ice cap melts away under Santa’s jolly black boots, let’s take a look at this cool infographic that illustrates the deep deep carbon footprint those hefty heels leave.
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