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Children
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Today’s Fact Of The Day
15 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Halfway to the end of the week, I think we all deserve a hearty round of applause. Here’s something to put a smile on your dial and help you through Hump Day.
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Racists’ Dream – At Curro School They Have A Black Bus And A White Bus [Video]
18 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There are still some massive problems South Africa has to face, and many of them seem to be stemming from the same sorts of places. Here’s another incident about racism in schools.
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This Kid’s Life Just Ended As He Steps In Poo [Video]
12 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Life is full of surprises. Surprise birthday parties, surprise weekends away, surprise that you can pay your bills, surprise that there is no milk in the fridge. Then there are surprises from your dog. Welcome to life.
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Photo Of School Janitor Signing Everyone’s Book Goes Viral
08 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sometimes it takes a bunch of kids to restore a bit of faith in humanity. They might not be as cute as kittens and puppies but they did a good job.
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Outrage As Facebook Refuses To Remove This Baby Dunking Video
05 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Humans can be pretty weird and nasty sometimes… You know what I mean – we all slow down to look at the car accident. Here’s something that Facebook is pretty much forcing us to watch.
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Woah! Cape Town School Girl Taken Off Plane As She Headed Off To Join ISIS
07 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
IS has managed to catch the attention of a Cape Town kid – how many more are about to board flights to join the terrifying militant group?
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One Direction Fans Lose Their Minds Over Band Member Departure, As Self-Harm Hashtag Trends Worldwide
26 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ah, yes. This is me sitting back with a nice glass of merlot whilst you explain to your child why there are only four boys standing on stage for the One Direction concert. Good luck with that.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
25 Feb 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
3-parent babies legal in UK. Weed was illegal in Jamaica until now! Zuma gives more friends top jobs. Churchill’s blood up for auction. How Is Stephen Hawking still alive? Table Mountain serial muggers caught. Idiot Giuliana apologises for being an idiot.
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This 5-Year-Old Kid Received A Bill For Standing Up His Buddy
20 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Apparently you can now have a no show/cancellation fee for kid’s parties. Yes, you can charge the parents for the cheese curls going stale and the wasted slice of cake.
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This Kid Said He Went To Heaven, Sold Books About The Experience – Now Admits He Lied
16 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / 6 Comments
Kids are prone to the odd lie, but this young man pulled off a whopper and everyone bought it hook, line and sinker. Now for the truth bomb to drop.
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Naked Woman Throws Kids Out Window In Durban Fire [Video]
12 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I suppose that when there is no alternative (oh, you know, like a fire escape) then throwing your possessions out of your window and onto the street is a good second option.
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Woman Sues Bill Cosby For Raping Her At 15 In The Playboy Mansion
03 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Oh Bill, there is absolutely no humour in what is going on in your life at the moment. Let’s hope you say something soon so that we can either watch reruns of The Cosby Show in peace, or never watch it ever again.
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This Video Will Make You Think Twice About Getting A Nanny
25 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
This is going to have the entire planet installing hidden cameras in their homes. ALSO, THE FOOTAGE IS QUITE SHOCKING – I HAD TO STOP IT HALF WAY THROUGH.
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Woman Smothered Disabled Children With Nappy ‘So They Would Not Smell Her’
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
What would you do if your three children would die before you? Would the stress of life get to you? Would you go so far as to do this to your own family?
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‘Tis The Season To Be Jolly And Santa’s Shoebox Has A Little Helper
06 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Christmas is a happy, festive time for most people, either surrounded by loved ones or exotic holidays. For many though, a small and simple deed can go a very long way.
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A Possible Explanation For Everything: In Britain They Are Teaching Girls In School That Sex At 13 Is Normal
05 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The UK is teaching kids as young as 13 that sex is fine. Which is a huge problem, because at 13 it most certainly isn’t. At 13 you should be reading Nancy Drew novels, not getting naked.
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Lena Dunham Sister Molestation Story Gets Messy
03 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Lena Dunham is known for her frank and truthful tales of life and growing up. Most people have learned to take her with a pinch of salt, but these guys haven’t.
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Try 200 Clips A Year – Here’s What Our Top Private Schools Are Charging
31 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Don’t gasp at these prices – plenty of South Africans can afford them, and schools are filled every year. But just how much money are parents having to fork out each year?
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They’re Using This Fake Computer-Generated Child To Catch Pedophiles Now
22 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This goes to show that people need to start taking matters into their own hands. That’s not to say you need to become a gun wielding maniac… But we could all lend a hand.
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Parents Are Not Impressed With These Breaking Bad Dolls – With Crystal Meth Rocks
21 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kids playing with cute Winnie-the-Pooh or Bambi toys is a lovely idea. Kids playing with Walter White and a pile of meth… not so much.
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John Grisham Has Done Very Badly In Terms Of Child Porn
16 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I’m of the opinion that anyone who thinks looking at child porn is OK needs to be hit hard across the head to knock some common sense and morals into them.
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Interactive Map Shows Surprising Number Of Child Deaths On Western Cape Roads
09 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Very scary stats and numbers have been announced about child pedestrian deaths in the Western Cape. Look after your kids, everyone.
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Exchanges Between Paedophiles And ‘Decoy Kids’ Will Blow Your Mind
07 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The new British TV documentary show, Paedophile Hunters, has exposed some frightening child predators who don’t hold back with their text messages to children.
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The Brits Have A TV Show Called ‘The Paedophile Hunter’ Now
02 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Stinson Hunter works to catch online paedophiles, and his vigilante antics have now been turned into a TV show.
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It’s Boiling This Weekend – This Will Keep Your Kids Happy
01 Oct 2014 by chelsea / No Comments
Whether you have a pool or not, you’ll want this to keep your kids satisfied in the boiling sun, with delivery within 24 hours.
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Julius Malema And Our Sports Minister Just Had A Twitter Bitch-Fight About Louis Vuitton
01 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
In a Twitter war that resembled a slow paced tennis match, we got to watch two of our country’s wannabe leaders battle it out for the last word.
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PLEASE Watch These Children Argue About The Weather [Video]
26 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Who better to listen to about the weather than a group of arguing children, but things get a little heated in this infant debate.
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Video Shows Russel Crowe’s Son Telling Him ‘Get Out Of My Face’
15 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Being the child of a famous Hollywood celebrity can’t be easy, but it must come with some perks. Like, say, being able to yell at your parents and getting away with it…
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SO BAD: Justin Bieber Stripped At ‘Fashion Rocks’ And Got Booed HARD [Video]
11 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I want to say that what Justin Bieber did at Fashion Rocks is worse than one of his assault/DUI/dangerous driving charges of late, but in reality it’s not. Visually, it is. It’s very confusing.
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Parents Are Upset About These Penis-Shaped Gummy Bears
11 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well this takes the innocence out of a bag of candy. Or maybe it’s something Adult World should sell. Either way, if I’m buying gummy bears, I want to be eating gummy BEARS…
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