The twelve apostles never needed a G5 to tend to their flock, never mind skateboards and luxury holidays in Cancun.
According to reports, five men wearing military uniforms fired about 20 shots as tourists ran for cover.
Tourists on a Cancun beach, as well as vendors, came under attack from gunmen who arrived via jet ski and opened fire.
Somehow, gender reveal parties are still a thing, and this one sees two lives lost after a plane flying a banner plunges into the ocean.