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Canada
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Canada Is Genuinely Preparing For ‘Trump Refugees’ As Immigration Requests Skyrocket
04 Mar 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
After a Canadian island invited Americans to come stay if Trump wins, more and more Americans are actually taking the option quite seriously.
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If There’s No Such Thing As A Midlife Crisis, Then What Do You Call This?
14 Jan 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Although the evidence is there, a new study claims that there’s no such thing as a midlife crisis. Pfffft.
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Footage Of Canadian Bouncer Wearing A GoPro On NYE
05 Jan 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
It’s actually quite amusing to watch Canadian bouncers deal with Canadian party-goers.
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Entrepreneurs Be Aware – They’re Selling Bottled AIR To China Now
17 Dec 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Yup, bottled air is now a reality and if you’re having air problems, there’s a solution for you, son.
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Canadian Politician Dismissed After Video Of Him Peeing In Someone’s Mug Goes Viral [Video]
08 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Every politician has some kind of skeleton in their closet, although when that’s a video of you urinating in someone’s mug it’s hard to come back.
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A Man In His 90s Just Confessed To Murdering A Prostitute 7 Decades Ago
17 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Bill Cosby could take a tip or two from this guy, who’s decided to come clean about his crime at the ripe old age of ninety one
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Blogger Eavesdrop On A Pathetic First Date And Tweets About It [Images]
08 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Be careful what you say on a first date as you never know who may be listening. This guy learnt the hard way.
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This Crazy Guy Flew On A Chair With Balloons Like The Movie ‘Up’ [Video]
07 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
People will go to just about any length for their fifteen minutes of fame, with this guy in Canada using some Pixar-inspired air travel tips to try and promote his new business.
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These Helicopter Pilots Should Have Turned Off The Public Address System Before Discussing Oral Sex
25 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It is generally considered good manners to keep your voice down when discussing bedroom matters. Broadcasting that conversation over your chopper’s loudspeakers – not cool.
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They’ve Organised A Mass Orgy For Disabled People
11 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The fine folk of Toronto, Canada have organised a sex party with a difference – this one promises to be fully accessible to all those who would like to join in.
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New World Record For Longest Hoverboard Flight [Video]
25 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
All hail the man who has just obliterated a rather futuristic world record – he’s Canadian and he looks like one pretty cool cat.
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Yes Please: Superstar Guitarist Falls Off Edge Of Stage [Video]
15 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sometimes you have to take your guitar for a walk when you’re busting out a classic. It always pays to keep an eye on where the stage ends though.
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This Billionaire Just Made Decision-Making Very Easy
17 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Daily life is full of those tough calls, the ones we agonise over and then wonder if we made the right call. This business guru believes it doesn’t have to be that way.
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Another Airbus A320 Has Crashed – This Time In Canada
30 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
More news to ensure all nervous flyers the world over get a crummy night’s rest – another plane has gone down in Canada and it’s the Airbus A320 again.
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Heartbreak – Canadian Dude Misses $27 Bar By Seven Seconds
30 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Please, I beg of you, don’t ever let this happen to yourself. Plan your time properly so that YOU never miss out on winning millions of moolah.
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JEEZ! Bill Cosby Made A Rape Joke At His Stand-Up Show Last Night
09 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
What happens when a man currently being accused of rape cracks a joke on stage during his comedy routing? This.
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Canada’s Prime Minster Covers A Guns & Roses Track [Video]
12 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Turns out the people who run countries do have a bit of fun now and then. Bear in mind this is Canada, where really anything can happen.
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Gunman Attacks Canada Parliament [Video]
23 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Two things could be discussed here: 1) Gun laws across the planet and 2) The threat and spread of Islamic State retaliation on anyone who doesn’t like them.
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Air Canada Has A ‘Cockpit Porn’ Problem
02 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Air Canada pilots have been reprimanded for sneaking pornographic material onto flights to keep them entertained. Not cool, bro… not cool.
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5 Minutes Dummies’ Guide To Understand ISIS
20 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Keep yourself up to date and in the know. A quick explanation of ISIS so that you can sound intelligent at the dinner table.
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This Is What An Industrial Grade Cannabis Factory Looks Like [Video]
02 Jun 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
New federal regulations have allowed for the large-scale legal production of marijuana, and this short online documentary explores the realities of large-scale corporate cannabis production – pitfalls and all.
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Hands-On Review Of A Genuine Marijuana Vending Machine
16 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Canada has great schools, doctors and low levels of crime. Now there’s another reason to consider hopping across the pond to the land of Mounties and maple leaves.
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Feminist Porn’ Is A thing Now
09 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Porn that empowers woman? Is that even possible?
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2,000 Teens Destroy Home In #MansionParty
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is when the power of social media becomes way too apparent. Thanks to the likes of Facebook & Twitter, a teenager in Ontario managed to attract 2000 of his peers to his parents not-yet-fully-built- mansion. The result was rather expensive. The teen used the hashtag #Mansionparty in his tweets and other social media posts […]
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Canada Spites Russia With Thoroughly Gay Olympic Ad [VIDEO]
07 Feb 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Much has been made of Russia’s homophobic policies in the lead up to the 2014 Olympics.The Canadian Institute of Diversity and Inclusion have therefore taken it upon themselves to piss the Russians off with the stunning combination of lycra body suits, synchronised thrusting, Human League, and an Olympic sport.
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Please Enjoy This Ghost Ship Jam-Packed With Cannibal Rats, Heading For Britain
24 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Experts have warned English port authorities that a 30 year-old abandoned ship could be about to land on Britain’s shore.
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Canada’s Ex Defense Minister Says Aliens Would Share More Tech With Humans If We Fought Less [VIDEO]
06 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Oh man, this is so awesome. Paul Hellyer was the Canadian minister of Defense in 1960s, ruling over the country’s armed forces during the time of the Cold War — and when he retired he publicly stated that we are not alone in the universe, and some guests from outer space actually live here, on planet Earth. And he says that these chaps would be sharing more of their badass tech with us if we stopped fighting so much.
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Elvis Fans – You Gotta Listen To This 16-Year-Old Kid [VIDEO]
12 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all know the drill when it comes to Elvis impersonators. An elderly man in tight white pants strolls on stage, gives a little hip-wobble, and then proceeds to warble out some truly painful melodies.This 16 year-old, by those standards, is a breath of fresh air.
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Doorknobs Are Banned In Vancouver Now
20 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In Canada, they care about their people. They care about them so much, that they don’t want them to use doorknobs. This is why.
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Toronto Mayor Knocks Over Female Councillor [VIDEO]
20 Nov 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Following a tumultuous council debate, it was decided that disgraced mayor Tom Ford would be stripped of all his powers. He reacted violently.
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