Britney Spears – ahem, sorry, Xila, as she renamed herself not so long ago – has been raising eyebrows again with a few new posts on Instagram where she speaks about being five years old and moving to Mexico.
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The 41-year-old star has been “writhing” around in the nude again, “holding her cleavage with her hands” while sporting her “signature black eyeliner” and messy hairstyle.
Britney’s latest series of nude, X-rated, close-up snaps from a beach trip leave very little to the imagination.
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She’s been celebrating her fiancé in the most Britney way possible: posing fully naked with pretty little emojis covering the important bits.
Britney Spears’ recent tropical-filtered Instagram “skit” about loose bowels may make you feel a little uncomfortable.
Britney’s lawyer is going ahead with a deposition filing against her father, which means Mr Spears and everyone who was dipping their hands into her large estate during the conservatorship should be worried.