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Britain
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Tomorrow Evening Is The Happiest Time Of The Year In Britain
05 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A study done in Britain has revealed that 19h00 on August 6 is the hour and day that people feel most content over there. They deduce this is the moment that the British people will literally smile collectively. No spice.
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Thought For The Weekend – Britons Love Radio – When Last Did YOU Listen To Radio At Home?
01 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Isn’t that surprising? A study of British recreational culture has been published, and it transpires that British people love nothing more than to listen to the wireless. Much more so than they enjoy reading, surfing the net, or even watching television. That kind of thing is almost unfavorable in South Africa. Because the general quality […]
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Aid Frozen To Countries No Longer In Poverty
28 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Britain will stop giving aid to 16 countries after a major review found that they were no longer in poverty. Some of these countries have really been freeloading it seems, India for one can afford a frigging space program, but they’re still happy to take aid?!
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The King’s Speech (2010)
09 Feb 2011 by SPLING / No Comments
The British royal family have had their fair share of embarrassments through the ages: Richard III’s bloody coronation, Queen Victoria’s “wicked uncles”, rumours that Prince Albert Victor was in fact Jack the Ripper, Prince Charles, his ears, Camilla Parker Bowles… the list continues. One such national embarrassment was The Duke of York, whose futile military […]
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WORK IS LIFE, LIVE THE HELLDAY
29 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
That’s if you’re living in the UK. Indeed, recently-conducted research (which is is of course always reliable; remember the Da Vinci Code?) has indicated that Britons between the age of the thirty and forty are the most unhappy group of people in the whole world. What’s there to be unhappy about?
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“DEAR ENGLAND, YOU’RE BROKE”
19 May 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
OK, so I don’t claim to know a heck of a lot about macro economic policy, national Anglo trans-administration fiscal health, or even the projected recovery gradient of the British economy over the next five years. But two things, I know for sure. 1) The English ruling classes are humour gods, and…
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