Even as far back as the first century, Pliny the Elder suggested it for fever and gout, as well as treating toxic bug bites.
The thing about running for president is that you better have all your ducks in a row. Never mind the garbage you say now, the past will come back and bite you in the ass.
Some things are better bought online – tickets, mail-order brides, sex toys – but recent studies have shown that breast milk is not one of them.
You’ve heard of ‘happy wife happy life’, right? Well one way to ensure you and the missus are on the best of terms is to take the hassle out of parenting.
Following the legalisation of gay marriage in France, a woman has taken it upon herself to provide the babies of homosexual couples in the country with breast milk. She placed an online ad offering her services, which reads: I am a young mother in perfect health, a trained nurse of 29, and I am renting my breasts to milk-feed infants.
Scientists have successfully introduced human genes into 300 dairy cows to produce milk with the same properties as human breast milk. Which members of of the human race came up with this idea, you ask? I’ll give you a clue: Professor Ning Li is the head of the research team.
Raining on the parade of a boutique ice-cream shop called “The Icecreamists”; authorities in England have seized their stock of human breast milk ice-cream.