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Boris Johnson
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“Just Put It Away” Boris Johnson ‘Fired’ From US Election Show For Incessantly Promoting His Book
06 Nov 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
“There’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop me … I’m allowed to plug my book.”
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Wednesday Morning Spice
06 Nov 2024 by Heinrich / No Comments
Election night in America, Tom Hanks goes scorched earth, South Africa could say goodbye to 10111 and other emergency numbers, Europe’s stunning high-tech luxury train, and What happens when someone goes overboard on a cruise ship?
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Monday Morning Spice
30 Oct 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Ramaphosa lauds Springboks, Mob storms Dagestan Airport in search of Jewish passengers, ‘Friends’ cast ‘reeling’ from Matthew Perry’s ‘devastating’ death, Six more nature reserves in the pipeline for City Of Cape Town, and SA will be penniless by April 2024.
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Monday Morning Spice
30 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Lottery winner blows a fortune, Why you crave cigs when you drink, Jack Nicholson in Playboy Mansion Threesome, New Brett Easton Ellis novel, Bad Shakespeare on weed, Malema threatens shutdown, How to make your own gin, Best man’s racy speech, Putin threatens Boris with a missile, Trump’s killing spree, ANC and the dodgy Hitachi deal, 29 Best business books.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
17 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Siya Kolisi cashes in, Boris Johnson learns to write, Jeremy Clarkson apologises – Harry & Meghan still upset, China’s population declines, Eskom strangled by government bureaucracy, Italy’s most-wanted Mafia boss arrested, Australian Open bans Russian flags, South Africa sues Gordan & De Ruyter
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Monday Morning Spice
16 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Is Trump Toast? Britney loses it again. Plane crash in Nepal claims 72. Lisa Marie on ‘that kiss’. The Harry & Meghan saga continues. Miss USA wins Miss Universe. China in Covid nightmare. Boris Johnson gets photoshopped. Gatvol Saffer’s to protest against Eskom. Tiger on the loose in Jozi. Man Videos own heart attack.
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This UK Prime Minister Recruitment Ad Is Hysterical [Video]
24 Oct 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Former British Prime Minister Liz Truss’ 44-day stint in charge highlights the mess among the Conservative Party’s leadership.
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Imagine Waking Up To Find You’re Being Raided By Boris Johnson [Video]
01 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Rapper Splinter Sales woke up bright and early on Wednesday morning to police and a rather recognisable face at his door.
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Putin Comes Out Firing After Boris And Trudeau Bareback Jokes
01 Jul 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The second Boris Johnson and Justin Trudeau cracked a few jokes about Putin at the G7 Summit, you knew there would be a retort.
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Boris Johnson And Justin Trudeau Can’t Help Mocking Putin’s Topless Pics [Video]
27 Jun 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At this weekend’s G7 summit at the Schloss Elmau in Germany’s Bavarian Alps, BoJo joked with Trudeau about whether they should keep their suit jackets on.
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From Restaurants To Jubilee Events, Boris Johnson Is Getting Booed Everywhere He Goes [Videos]
06 Jun 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Patience appears to have worn thin and he was booed on multiple occasions during this weekend’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations marking Queen Elizabeth II’s 70 years on the throne.
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“Reinforcement Booze”: Damning Details Of Boris Johnson’s Lockdown Parties
25 May 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Partygate has been talked about for months but the revelations of the last few days are particularly damaging.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
24 May 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
BoJo lockdown parties. Surgeon doubts Depp finger injury story. Elongate costs Musk $10 billion. Mbappé denies contract rumours. Idols’ Randall scores top gig.
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Newspaper Suggests Female British MP Is Using A ‘Basic Instinct’ Leg-Crossing Tactic On Boris Johnson
25 Apr 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Boris Johnson is under fire as the anger around Partygate continues to grow. Enter the age-old tactic of creating a sideshow scandal to deflect attention.
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Brutal Shout-Out For Boris Johnson On UK Live TV [Video]
14 Apr 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
During a live broadcast of ‘The One Show’, actor Dan Stevens shocked the hosts when he took aim at the British Prime Minister.
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Watch Pathetic Boris Johnson Hang His Head In Shame, As Reporter Grills Him [Video]
19 Jan 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Boris Johnson has once again unlocked true rambling idiot mode as he tries to play down the scandal of attending “boozy parties” during a national crisis.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
12 Jan 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
BoJo’s booze party blunder. Terrorism charge for Parly fire suspect. Wordle tips and tricks. Lewis Hamilton could still retire. Zayn Malik on dating app.
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Thursday Morning Spice
09 Dec 2021 by Kiernan / No Comments
BoJo’s Xmas scandal. Ghislaine’s Epstein foot fetish. 4AM clubbing for Finnish PM. SA approves Pfizer booster shot. Tiger announces comeback. Britney’s wedding snubs.
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Enjoy Boris Johnson Being Defeated By An Umbrella [Video]
30 Jul 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The unveiling of a memorial to police officers who have died in the line of duty was a sombre affair, until Boris’ struggles with an umbrella took over.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
15 Jun 2021 by Kiernan / No Comments
UK lockdown extended. Mmusi Maimane sued. Elon flogging ‘last remaining house’. More Tembisa 10 drama. Eriksen ‘making jokes’. Chrissy Teigen says she was a troll.
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The Queen Cracked A Funny During A Photo Op [Video]
14 Jun 2021 by Tayla / No Comments
The Queen made a few G7 world leaders chuckle during the reception hosted by the monarch on Friday.
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Is Boris Johnson Broke, Or Just Really Snoep?
31 May 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst some reports suggest BoJo finds himself in a spot of financial bother, others suggest he just really hates opening his wallet.
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Monday Morning Spice
26 Apr 2021 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Boris: Let the bodies pile high. ‘My Octopus Teacher’ wins Oscar. Africa’s richest woman’s downfall. Mango tanking. Woody Allen spotted in public.
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Boris Johnson’s Congratulations Message To Biden Was A Disaster
11 Nov 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Whoever was put in charge of creating Boris Johnson’s congratulatory message to Joe Biden is not very popular at Downing Street right now.
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Idiot’s Guide To England’s New Three-Tier ‘Traffic Light’ Lockdown System
13 Oct 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
The English government has decided to simplify its approach to lockdown with a three-tier system, not unlike South Africa’s alert levels.
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New ‘Spitting Image’ Puppets Are Awesome: Zuckerberg, Thunberg, Trump, Piers, Meghan, Harry And More [Video]
02 Oct 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
The satirical puppet show, ‘Spitting Image’, is back to take the mickey out of some of our most famous celebrities, politicians, and others. No one is safe.
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UK’s ‘Air Force One’ Gets R19 Million Paint Job – This Is The Result [Video]
26 Jun 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Boris Johnson was clearly tired of looking at the boring old RAF Voyager that carted him around, and approved a pricey makeover.
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Range Rover Rear-Ends Boris Johnson’s Jag [Video]
18 Jun 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Boris Johnson was leaving the Palace of Westminster amidst protests when the vehicle he was travelling in collided with a Range Rover.
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Monday Morning Spice
15 Jun 2020 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Boris Johnson slams ‘racist thuggery’. UK quarantine raves. Edgars on auction. South Africans stranded in Germany. Egyptian statues and broken noses.
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Boris Johnson Explains The New UK Sex Rules
11 Jun 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
The UK is lifting its ‘sex ban’ under strict conditions, so that lonely Britons can get frisky again provided they’re careful.
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