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Bheki Cele
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SA’s Worst COVID-19 Minister: Stella Ndabeni-Abrahams, Fikile Mbalula, Or Bheki Cele? [Videos]
08 Apr 2020 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Competition for the title of SA’s worst COVID-19 minister is heating up, so let’s run through the evidence to see who comes out tops.
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Hilarious: Bheki Cele To Approach Constitutional Court Over Media
05 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Bheki Cele – don’t we just love him in the news… Follow the next of his antics as he heads to the constitutional court, and keeps the papers full of humour and hilarity.
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Zuma’s New Cabinet – Bheki Cele Back In The Mix
26 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Zuma reveals his new cabinet, with a few surprises in tow.
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Please Enjoy These Photos From The Mpisane’s New Year Party [Gallery Feat. Bheki Cele]
06 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Well-known tenderpreneurs Shawn and S’bu Mpisane saw 2013 off in style when they invited hundreds of A-list guests to their magnificent home in La Lucia, Durban.
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Bheki Cele Asks President Jacob Zuma For His Job Back
29 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Police commissioner Bheki Cele is currently suspended. It is also recommended that he be fired and that a criminal investigation be launched into his involvement regarding the irregular awarding of police headquarter leases worth R1,7bn. But Cele has now allegedly written to President Jacob Zuma, asking to be reinstated. As easy as that.
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LEAKED: Judge Jake Moloi Recommends Firing Cele
25 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The board of inquiry has turned in it’s 113 page report whether or not Cele is fit to hold office. The report was handed to the Office of the Presidency on Sunday, but has now been leaked to the media.
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Bheki Cele Suspended – Presidency Drops It On Twitter
24 Oct 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The official Twitter handle of the South African Presidency dropped the following bombshell just before 15h00 today. The news comes in wake of allegations of maladministration on the part of Cele, made by the Public Protector. The move is especially spicy, given that Cele was once seen to be a major political ally of President […]
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Cele Flies In Style
27 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It seems that there truly isn’t a day goes by where some politician is caught on the take, then denies it, then blames the media, and then gets off. Monday was Malema’s turn and Tuesday Was Bheki’s. His mate Nathi got to explain just why the chief needed to spend 1.498 million Rand on plane trips.
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Catch Up On The Public Protector Verus SAPF Saga – Nic Dawes Explains
21 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
No doubt your friends and family will have badgered you for an opinion on Public Protector Thuli Madonsela’s challenge to the SAPF and Jacob Zuma. If you’ve allowed yourself to fall behind on the latest news and insight on the matter, make sure you click through for a clear and concise explanation by Mail & Guardian editor, Nic Dawes.
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Cele Retracts His Dewani “Monkey” Statement
19 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Our infallible chief of police, General Bheki Cele, has humbly decided to withdraw his statement calling murder suspect, Shrien Dewani, “a monkey”. It has been a mere four months, but Cele decided that in the interest of all concerned, he ought to withdraw his monkey comment, Public Protector Thuli Madonsela said on Monday. And so he did.
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Public Protector Raid Must Have Happened By Magic
03 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The offices of the public protector were raided out of the blue yesterday by a Police Crime Intelligence Unit. Coincidently, the public protector also very recently released a report linking National Commissioner General Bheki Cele to a dodgy R500 million property deal. Bheki Cele’s office, however, claims to not know about it and promises to take “urgent steps”. Go on, give us another one then!
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Bheki Cele: Five-Hundred-Million Rand Original Gangsta
24 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You may know by now that top cop and original Gansta, Bheki Cele, has been found guilty by Public Protector Thuli Madonsela of improper conduct for entering into a R500 million lease for a Pretoria building intended to host a new SAPS headquarters. But luckily for him, his good friends in government have his back.
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Bheki Catches Some Serious Criminals
12 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
South African police commissioner and original gangsta Bheki Cele was really impressed with his police work yesterday when he swooped down from on high in his mighty helicopter.
The target of his wrath was a house in the township of Katlehong, East of Johannesburg, where police minions had found a large arms cache.
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SO IT’S NICE TO KNOW WE’RE NOT LIVING IN A POLICE STATE
06 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
I’m not sure if you’ve heard of the latest example of South African Police Service Force overkill. Journalist Mzilikazi wa Afrika was arrested for a yet-to-be-defined offense rather uncomfortably soon after the same journalist leveled serious corruption allegations against Police Brigadier General His Worship The Most Reverend Doctor His Honour Bheki Cele. Read on for […]
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