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The couple were promptly arrested on charges of child abuse, with neighbours apparently calling in with concern.
Children, much like Pavlov’s dogs, generally respond well to a touch of classical conditioning. These parents took that approach to a whole ‘nother level.
I would expect most first birthday invites to go something like ‘come, eat cake, bugger off’. This invite has set a new benchmark for obnoxious parenting.
You can learn many valuable life lessons from your parents, although this six-year-old might be best advised to ignore what her mother has to say.