When censors have to overdub foul language with a substitute, no matter how unsuitable and nonsensical, it becomes an absolute barrel of laughs.
Prefer your news with a smattering of filthy language? We have a treat for you then, as one particular Twitter account rips through the headlines one foul tirade at a time.
Hey, we all feel the urge to swear until we’re blue in the face from time to time, but when your tirade is beamed around the world some folks get their knickers in a twist.