Artist Maurizio Cattelan taped a banana to a wall. Then a performance artist came along and ate it, causing mass panic. This is art in 2019.
Next time you’re out shopping for fruit and veg, curse your parents for not letting you pursue that art degree. Your bananas could have been worth millions.
I am sure most men would be happy leaving a club with just one woman on their arm, but twenty? Well done Leo. Not many people could manage that.