Here Are This Weekend’s Cape Town Cycle Tour 2020 Road Closures

This Sunday, Capetonians and visitors from around the world will don clothing that is far too figure-hugging and pedal their way around the peninsula.
Oh God, It’s Here – All The Argus Cycle Tour Road Closures You’ve Been Dreading

It’s that weekend again where navigating your way around the city becomes a lottery. Avoid the worst of it with all the road closure info you need.
Friday Morning Spice

Warren Buffet buys Heinz. State Of The Nation: Nothing new. Richard Branson will be riding the Argus Cycle Tour. Woman publicly dumps boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. Stuck at 200km/h with no brakes for 200 km. 11-year-olds sexting in the UK. Oscar also had a machine gun.
Official Argus Cycle Tour Song Gets Pulled [Listen Here]
If you didn’t manage to get a load of the 2012 Argus Cycle Tour Campaign Song, which was branded by an apparent majority as both “revolting” and “embarrassing,” it’s too late I’m afraid – they’ve pulled it. This may well be the first instance in South African sporting history that an official song has been […]
The Borat Mankini Argus Cyclist: The Plot Thickens
The mankini-clad cyclist who sent South Africa’s cycling community into a heady froth over his BMX and lumo green couture has been identified. But there is so much more to this story than the superficial…
Guy Does Argus On A BMX, In Borat Mankini
We all want to be living legends. Like our boss, Seth. But this guy is very close to actually being one as well. He completed this years Argus Cycle Tour wearing only a Borat Mankini, a pair of sneakers, and his safety helmet. All on a BMX.