Elon Musk divorce. Pravin slams ‘crony’ Guptas. FBI don’t need Apple. Gupta’s big 4 mistakes. 62 dead in commercial plane crash. Mandela’s wife is a christian now. Hulk Hogan wins $115 bar sex tape lawsuit. Macca wants his songs back. Adele twerks. Obama’s limp Cuba wrist. Sad grandpa goes viral.
I know, that title takes some living up to right? Well just have a squizz at what’s happening here and I think you might agree.
It’s been a torrid few months for Penny Sparrow, her ridiculous social media ramblings making her one of the country’s most hated figures.
Everyone loves the Irish, and yesterday was a chance for the world to show that by going green. Cheers Paddy.
Modern day Trump is a joke, but the same can be said of 1980s Donald. Take for example these limos he had specially built.
Yesterday’s Parliament quickly descended into the usual shenanigans, Mmusi and the DA exiting the building after another round of lies from JZ.
As the four accused returned to the Wynberg Magistrate’s Court to hear about their bail application, protestors showed their anger.
Hulk Hogan’s trial is going – but there he has just received a major blow as the woman who featured along side him in the sex tape testified.
Emily Ratajkowski’s Instagram account is a thing of beauty, although some people have been suggesting she may be too thin. To each their own I guess.
So you’ve put in the years of hard work and now you want to retire on a budget – turns out there are still places overseas that won’t break the bank.
Nintendo are coming in hot with a new release that could change the way you look at your friends. Maybe not in a good way either.
The red berets are getting in touch with the youth of the country by releasing a track which just might become a ‘hit.
In a bizarre incident, a woman seemingly goes missing on live TV – but what could have happened?
While Vyitjie Mentor challenges Zuma and his relationship with the Guptas, there are people who aren’t too impressed with her stance. Obviously.
So your opening lines haven’t really been working out have they? Don’t worry you’re not alone, but one little tip could change all that.
Zuma might be under pressure, but he sure isn’t showing it. Yesterday’s congregation at Parliament went down just as one might expect, excuses and all.
Anonymous hacks Trump. ANC crumbling. North Korea fires ballistic missile. Wozniak criticises Apple Watch. Nike warming to Sharapova. Top Gear use classic method. Miss Universe stripped of crown. LA Law’s Benny Died.
If you’ve checked the clock more than once so far today then be warned, looking at these pictures may cause you to become a little bitter.
Playing on the levels of reality, an Instagram phoneographer posted a picture that has the Internet confused. But is it really that difficult to see?
Those Canadians hey, they never cease to amaze. Just check out these prisoners going full Shawshank Redemption on their way out.
We might have little dinosaur chickens running around in the near future if these crazy scientists have anything to do with it.
If you have ever wanted to see how a baboon reacts to slight-of-the-hand magic tricks then watch this.
I think it’s awesome that you have four indoor cats that make your house smell like a giant litter box, but here’s a study that disagrees.
The events of the last few weeks have put runners on high alert, some of the more popular areas beset with crime. Here’s an option that might you make feel safer.
After the shocking news that the Gupta family are running amok in the country JZ’s parliamentary adress stepped up a few notches. Let’s see how this unfolds then.
Whoop, South Africa is NOT really happy right now – although I think our people are pretty stoked with life – but here’s what makes Denmark “full of smiles”. Pfffft.
Richard Cranium – Dick Head, get it? Some protesters in America are becoming rather creative with their choice of garb these days.
Jonas’ confession is doing wonders for the image of Jacob Zuma’s friendship with the Guptas – but what goes up, must come down.
Temple Bar in Dublin has just opened its doors and what a show Ireland is putting on. This one will only get better as the day wears on.
You’ve definitely heard of this new trailer doing the rounds but hey, if you haven’t, here’s your chance to play catch up.