A week or so ago we showed a pic of the TBG (further down the page) on a Harley after we received a tip off that he would be driving past with 80 other Biker Boyz. A number of our precious readers wrote in saying they didn’t believe it was him. WELL, I TELL YOU […]

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Apart from this potential TBG sighting in the States (Not the Orange Free State, the United States of America): I think I might have seen the TBG streaking past me in a Cadillac CTS (the ones they trashed in Matrix Revolutions…? The second one), heading south on the higway leaving the millionaire’s cottage country playground […]

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It really irks me (PLEASE enjoy the word ‘irk’) when people send in incorrect sightings of the TBG – asking if it is him. Let me help you with the decision making process. Did you feel a sense of euphoria when you saw him? Did you get a tingle down your spine? Did it seem […]

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While we’re still reeling from the news that there is a man running around posing as the TBG (who HAPPENS to be an England striker), we are relieved that true sightings of the man of mystery continue. God bless the TBG. Behold, a flurry of TBG sightings. Although out of focus and hazy, there is […]

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No-one said the life of Cape Town’s man of mystery, the TBG, was all roses and glory – it can also have it’s pitfalls. Like when someone cruises around intimidating the great man. While we still yearn for more knowledge of who the TBG is and how he operates (let alone what actually makes him […]

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There was always something that bothered me about News Cafe in Green Point but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. It was suggested by a friend as a potential breakfast spot for Sunday morning. I asked if it was cozy enough. Apparently it was. What joy on arrival to find that it was, […]

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I’m not going to say anything. I’ll let these pictures and words I received to tell the story. “On the subject of TBG out of his natural habitat, these photos were taken in the UK in the latter part of 2002 when he was part of a touring male stripper group called “The 3 Quarter […]

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I already heard reports that the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) had gone to London. Why, or who with? We don’t know. Probably some undercover work for the CIA. Nonetheless, we received this: Hey Seth, Went to go and see Graham John Murray play live at 115 @ Hodgsons on Friday night. I knew that we […]

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Not since The Godfather has there been a trilogy of such significance. Just yesterday we were sent in this series of pictures of The TBG quietly enjoying himself at Caprice. We can establish a few things from these pics. Firstly, the weather in Cape Town is fucking peachy at the moment , secondly, the angel […]

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I’ve done my time in Plettenberg Bay (my fondest memory would be hitch-hiking and later jumping out of a moving car because the driver was about to rape me) and Knysna but, until this last weekend, I haven’t had the pleasure of partaking in the annual Knysna Marathon and the off-shoot of the event which […]

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Once again we can only stand back in awe, as we bear witness to yet another staggering story involving the genius and awe of Cape Town’s most important event – The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). Just when you think the great man has done enough. Just when you think he has healed enough and pleased […]

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[ THIS ARTICLE IS FROM LAST YEAR AND WILL BE REPEATED EVERY YEAR AROUND WIMBLEDON TIME, AS IT WILL ALWAYS APPLY. ITS ABOUT TIM HENMAN THE FOUR-TIMES WIMBLEDON SEMI-FINALIST ] One of the joys of getting SKY News (besides from being able to view live footage of English Football Yobbos preparing for Euro 2004) is […]

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Ivan A writes in: “You never think it’ll happen to you. But then it does!. TBG spotted at Vegas Room, 16 June, 2005”. TBG – Applauding Bloody good work! And what a great pic! To say we’re over the moon is an understatement. It’s very rare to catch the TBG in such a natural state. […]

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I don’t mean to cuss, but I just came back from a fucking evening of note! Some good guys have opened a new club called Vegas Room. Oh, ok, I see what you’ve done. It’s like VEGAS. Ohhhh, VEEEGAS. Crazy mental! Is that what you want from us? Do you want us to go crazy? […]

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One of my social co-ordinators informed me of something that should be investigated. Apparently ‘Po na na’ (my choice of pre-going-out-drinks venues (along with Osaka (Dharma’s boy))) had launched a vibe for Tuesday nights involving the screening of a movie. I went along with the plan. We scurried along on Tuesday night and, upon arrival, […]

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Oh my sack! My body trembles as I write this. My legs are frozen to the ground. I have received two mind blowing things this morning. Firstly, we have recevied contact from the TBG…. and secondly……. he is somehow connected to David Hasselhof! I know! This is the email I received from the alleged TBG: […]

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A moment occured at Planet bar on Friday night when 2oceansvibe stumbled upon the TBG and was able to catch a photo of the elusive Cape Town enigma. We took a pic of the TBG with a (clearly excited) fan of his. The TBG told us that he only recently became aware of his TBG […]

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Once you’ve dealt with Morpheus the bouncer at the foyer entrance, you get the feeling that you’re on your way to an illegal poker room. It feels like some sort of an opening scene of a Steven Segal movie. The silence of the high-speed elevator ride, girls giggling, guys shuffeling. Everyone staring at the changing […]

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There has been a deathly hush in our office over the last couple of weeks as we all secretly hid the fact that we had not received a TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting in quite some time and were actually quite worried. And then, like a dove arriving with an olive branch shoved in it’s […]

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This is not a restaurant review so I won’t tell you that Yindees restaurant on Thursday night was very good, apart from the fact that the entire table left starving. I also won’t tell you that four stuffed calamari tubes just won’t cut it as a main course. What I will tell you is what […]

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And yet another clue into the life of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). We still don’t know what makes him tick, but at least we know what he drives. TBG and car – a match made in heaven In this rare pic of the TBG in his car (sent in by Keth M) near Llandudno, […]

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Well done to Richard A who managed to capture the inner workings of the TBG’s mind! We have never had such a close up of the TBG! From this pic we can see the TBG wears Von Zipper sunglasses. Once again we see he is on the beach. The enigma of the TBG continues. Why […]

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And so it continues – TBG MADNESS !! – we were sent this pic of the TBG this morning. It seems that this seasons prize is a pic with the TBG. Sam writes in, “Well I was blown away. We arrived at the place and my girlfriend leant over to my and whispered ‘OH MY […]

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Just when you thought the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) had moved out of town! This must be one of the best shots we’ve got of the TBG – looking particularly surprised. Geoff D writes, “Hey Seth, got this beautiful pic of the TBG at magazine launch I went to on Friday. How great is my […]

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We had a pizza at Dizzy’s Jazz Cafe in Camps Bay the other night. Our table at Dizzy’s was outside, right next to the entrance to The Codfather. There was a constant stream of red-hot women strolling into the Codfather and because we hadn’t been there for a very long time we vowed to attend […]

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Well we’ve never seen anything like it! The last anonymous video sent in was of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) at some seaside location – we were tipped off it was Elands Bay. But then we received this. It brings us coser to who the TBG is. What makes him tick? What are his dreams? […]

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I must say we feared he had left Cape Town but then Andrew T sent in this BEAUTY of a shot of the TBG taken on December 28 at Llandudno beach. TBG SIGHTING ‘enjoys Llandudno beach’ Andrew had this to say, “I see the TBG at Llandudno (Duddles) fairly often, he certainly enjoys it! Unfortunately […]

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Grabbed a steak at Nelson’s Eye restaurant in Gardens last night before Caprice. Nelson’s Eye is renowned to serve ‘Arguably the best steaks in Cape Town’ so we had to have a go. I arrived early, hoping to sort out a table for the boys before they all arrived. I walked into the restaurant. They’ve […]

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We received a tip off from one of you lot (our loyal, ever adoring 2oceanvibe readers) saying that the pizzeria at the very end of Bree Street was definitely something to check out at lunch times. The main reason to go was apparently the staff – ‘smoking hot’ we were told. Well we were in […]

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We hit Baraza in Camps Bay (next to Blues) for a toot before we went to Eclipse last week Thursday. There were these two youngsters spicing some tunes with a keyboard, flute and all other sorts of paraphernalia. Even machines with ‘Roland’ emblazened on the side! Now listen to me. These kids were HOT! Hard […]

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